If I were you, I'd take your girlfriend on holiday to Morocco instead 😉

while an angry crowd gathers and chants: "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."

Amazing 😀

Saw it yesterday afternoon and was blown away! Definitely worth the extra money to see it in 3D, 'Pandora' looked amazing…the first time I've gasped out loud in the cinema for ages.

And I'm an old hippy at heart anyway, so I loved the tree-hugging 😀

A brilliant bit of fun, made me laugh loads last night 🙂

Good to see that some people understand that it is just a joke…the 'cool' people take themselves way too seriously 😉

When I saw the title of the thread I thought he was dead!!

Goos to see he's still going strong…amazing!

I used to sell loads of stuff on eBay but have given up now – no help for sellers unless you're a Power Seller…if not it's all in favour of the buyer.

Don't do anything until they contact you directly, then send them copies of the receipts. Done.

Gutted I didn't get to see them, tickets at the venue near me sold out in minutes…

But you will do what Facebook, Sony BMG and the internet tells you to?

Yeah, you stick it to the man, brother.

It's a joke. It's a lyric from the song.

I wasn't actually trying to imply I was leading a revolution against Simon Cowell – it was a play on words.

Parents.

Ruining my ruddy life….grumble..moan.

I bought mine on Monday.

F*** you Simon Cowell, I won't do what you tell me!!!

The world has literally gone mad….it is quite clearly a JOKE. There is a huge difference between a joke Christmas card and bullying a child at school because of the colour of their hair.

I would buy that card for a ginger mate, because they'd laugh at it, it does not mean I would then go to my nearest playground and scream racial slurs at the kids.

That woman just proves, fat people don't have a sense of humour*

*This is a joke

Remember the good old days when it was the Royal Variety Show on a Saturday night with the comedy stylings of Russ Abbott….aahhhh.

I had the flu vaccine last Wednesday and then swine flu vaccine on Thursday – was offered it as am asthmatic. Apart from a slightly sore arm, no problems to report 🙂

Drink it down woman!!

Seriously though, how long do these test things take? I had my bloods taken a while ago and my docs had the results within days…

I agree, still don't understand how my bank can charge me £30 a day for going overdrawn, when (as far as I can see) it doesn't actually cost them anything.

Apart from the crappy photocopied letter they send me telling me exactly how poor I am.

How long do these result things usually take? Thought you were getting your girlfriend to taste your urine…

Where's the OP, we need test results!