If she's a chav or not, it still sounds like things aren't working for either of you.

And blokes in porn are usually ugly and oily…not attractive 😕

As a girl, I'd vote for Conic Hill 🙂

Romance is different for everyone, but for me it's making time for each other, remembering why we fell in love in the first place and making sure our relationship is always fun.

I don't need my bloke to buy me flowers, it's enough that when he goes to the shop he buys me a chocolate bar that he thinks I'll like. He finds new ways to tell me he loves me and if he ever thinks I look good, he'll tell me.

It's the little things that matter 🙂

Just asked if she want's to come away with me this weekend, apparently not, she's on call which means she has to cary a mobile phone and note book with her, which apparently percludes her from doing anything at all.

After reading this, it sounds like she might be losing interest in the relationship as much as you are. Sit down and talk it out.

Then it's time for spectacularly dirty break-up sex 😉

At 23 you shouldn't be dealing with a relationship with this sort of hassle. If it's not right, get out. And be honest with her – if you lie and try to sugar coat it she'll think there's still a chance for the two of you.

Finish it and get out there and have some fun. That's what I did, had my fun and then met my dream bloke at 27 🙂

Think I will go for a Platapus one 🙂 thanks all.

Shame its not the 70's they would of taken the twunt to the nick and thrashed him with wet tea towels, before sending him to the mercy of the courts, who would of sent him down and put him in a cell to be buggered sensless.

I love it, cases like this need the attention of Gene Hunt 🙂

Why can't you get the train?

I love Charlie Brooker, the man is hilarious.

Hmmm, want to get quite a big van, as am moving a fair distance and want to make the least number of trips possible.

I'll try the local places instead of the big brands, cheers guys.

But then the fields do back on to Leigh Park.

Ah, the sights you must see….I work near there and feel your pain.

Brilliant advice from all 🙂

So, from this I've deduced that I need to:

a) Cut down my portion sizes
b) Snack on fruit
c) Cut down on bread
d) Have a little treat every now and then

The Weight Watchers thing sounded good – if only to give you the 'food knowledge' about portion sizes and fat content.

Remember — HUNGER IS GOOD

I thought that too, but some women in my office have said that hunger is bad, you should just eat more of the right foods??

Forgive my facaetious response – I'm having a bad day in the 'small' office!

Not a problem sir, we're all entitled to a bad day every now and then, especially when we're going through a lot 🙂

Blimey ski, that's a bit drastic!! Have heard Picolax mentioned before…doesn't sound like fun

What helped me was Weightwatchers

Did you do the online thing or go to the meetings?

going it alone is all well and good if you have very good discipline

This is the thing, I know everyone says "just eat less" – but my discipline is total rubbish. I know, I'm an idiot…

By packing my own lunch I know what's what

This is a good plan, we've got a really nice reaturant at work, which can often be my downfall…

So, at the moment, it seems that an abcess or illicit substances is the way forward… 😉

I regret giving up my dream job of radio presenter just because everything got 'too much'. If I wasn't such a coward I would have stuck with it and could be doing a much better job than Chris Moyles by now…

Anyone who reads The Daily Mail.

I agree, you need to have one box that has 'essentials' – kettle, tea bags, milk, toaster, toast, number of local chinese takeaway….

And try to stay calm 🙂

My computer at work is rubbish and can't see the picture…RUBBISH. What is it???

I like the way the photographer decided to take a pic before checking she was actually alive or not.

Ladies and gentleman…I give you, THE DAILY MAIL!

Definitely complain! Like you said, it might stop them from doing it to someone else.

It doesn't have to be a 'long, drawn-out' complaint, just tell what happened and hopefully they won't do it again!

Good wishes to you and your family 🙂

+1 for Paloma Faith

months worth of rotting menstrual waste

Jaysus. I was literally just finishing my raspberry jelly…

I think she has has her pole dancing class tonight, so will call tomorrow

Okay, I'm a girl and even I want to see pictures now!

Employees here have been told they either take it as holiday, unpaid leave or they have to make up every single last minute.

I'm going to struggle in/drink tea and browse the internet all day, I'm not wasting a day's holiday just to sit at home on my tod!

Over the phone is fine! It makes it much less awkward and you can make it sound nice and casual.

However, make sure you prepare yourself if you get the answering machine… 😉

When are you ringing her?

Nothing on the South Coast, but my boss has just wandered into my office and said that I might want to leave early today, as heavy snow is expected this afternoon…

Grey hair is very very sexy 😀

I had mine out and it was problem free and had no troubles since.

I had gallstones, which had also led to to jaundice, it was unbelieveably painful! But they whipped the gallbladder straight out 🙂 It was a bit painful afterwards as one of the wounds was infected after the keyhole surgery, but stuck some iodine spray on and it was sorted.

It's a simple operation, I know two other people that have had it too, and all agree that is was totally worth it, especially to get rid of the pain we had already been experiencing.

Don't do it!!! She's an ex for a reason…you'll regret it if you call her.

Watch porn instead 😀

I'm slacking until 11am…bacon sarnies and Christmas music in the office 😀

http://www.elizium.nu/scripts/lemmings/

Lemmings fun…be prepared to lose your will to live when you come across a level you can't do….

Anyone see that Simpsons episode where Ned was in charge and made every say diddly and smile all the time? That's where we're heading……diddly.

Also if any of the defendants looked at one of the jury in an aggressive way we had a pre-arranged cough and every jury member stared them out.

Awesome 🙂

Whilst I don't swear in front of kids myself, a friend of mine swears in front of her kids all the time.

She told them that Mummy can do it, but they are not allowed and I've never heard them use bad language once.

Probably more to do with how scary she is when she tells them off than anything else…

My brain failed before I got to the end of that….punctuation would really help 🙂

EDIT: Also, you seem to have had really bad luck, what with your car accident too! It's all about the claiming in 2010….