Yep, i’ve had more than one, i’ve had 3 operations!
First one was a golf ball sized ‘lump’ on top of my ass crack (or those who were being polite would say ‘hows your back?!). Had a funny discharge from it and it got bigger. Was a bit scared so ignored it thinking i was going to die (bizarre i know!) until one day i couldnt walk and went to A&E. Anyway next day, got the thing whipped off and then come 8 weeks of ‘packing’ by the district nurses so it would heal from the inside out. They poke gores into the cavity. It stunk, hurt and was rather painful. I’ve never given birth (i’m a bloke!) but reckon it was on par with child-birth! Anyway the consultant chap didn’t get the whole hair canal out so said i’d have to come back for a further operation to remove the hair canal. Had that operation, another 7 weeks off work, same packing procedure, same district nurses packing my ass every day. Anyway, i thought I was all done, but then I got a third Pilonidal sinus, another operation, another series of packing and so on.
This took place over a 2.5 year period. Approximately 17 weeks off work in total, 3 operations, 2 rubber swim rings, 1 bottle of vodka for my understanding and as good as best friend district nurse!
No cycling or anything over this period, no climbing, could manage a little walk. Was a crap time, but all done now. I used to wear ladies sanitary pads in the back of my pants to collect the mess. Quite crap really. Anyway, this probably hasn’t cheered anyone up; its not nice but it’ll heal one day! And if anyone has a lump on their ass, dont be silly like i was, go and get it looked at. I think i’s have been sorted quicker if i’d have not put it off!
You’ll be able to ride and get back to normal soon no worries. I now shave my ass or use that Veet stuff to keep the hair away! Seems to do the trick.
Anyway, Dan98, get well soon! 😀