I work for Tesco and the VAST majority of folk are fine – however there is one type of customer and we shall pigeonhole him.He is male(obviously),well educated,superior,smart,funny – and – well,once he hit his mid 50's a total arse!.Only a small proportion of blokes are like this but they seem to be at their worst with young lassies on checkouts – who by the way are probably going onto illustrious universitie careers themselves.So lighten up Mr crisis man,cos I'm scared I might turn into you whan I get to 55!!!!

Waited 2.5 weeks(highlands) for my mte ssc p7 two stage light.Yee-ha,it really blows the night apart.I,m running 2 cr123 batts inside,while I wait another 2.5 weeks for my 18650's,but so far it seems like a pretty impressive package.

Am I the only one to notice the dinky bell on the bars!!!!!!

Fort william downhill red run,into Golspie(the top half)into Laggan black then red followed by the downhill on the east of Fyrish at Evanton,a final blast down Golspie red and a pint in the Sligachen Hotel.Easy!!

Sprinkle it with Pixi dust – works for me!

Good grief folks,all that hassle when you live in counties south of the border.I think I'd give up and go and live in the Highlands – Oh hang on I do already.Ach well,that means I have the whole place to myself,miles of empty trails AND, all our farming folk are smiley happy people up here as well.

I get 18 points – considering I'm 43,bald(ing),a dad(twice),ride a mountaincycle fury,work for Tesco and have 10 busted bones to my MTB credit score – I consider that quite an achivement.Oh! – and NO points deducted either.I'm reeeally proud of that chaps.

My mummy warned me about girls like that – oohh they are naughty!