Dexter Fletcher queue jumped me at Waitrose, unfortunately for him he barged between me and my girlfriend and (as he’s about 5 foot tall), we just talked over his head until he asked if we’d like to stand next to each other.
Then aged 4 I was a page at the wedding o a very minor royal, I got up to the top of the aisle and thought “sod this, I’m off”, tried to sprint out of there and got chased by Princes Anne and the then queen mum.