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  • samunkim
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    I always inject into my belly area, there seems to be very few nerve endings around there. If you place the needle gentle against your skin first you will feel if there is a nerve in the area and can just move if you feel the slightest twinge. Make sure to go straight in and out to stop the needle tip “cutting” circles inside which leads to hardening/scaring.

    Still hate careless Phlebotomists though

    samunkim
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    There is no way the rothchilds or rockefellas are going to allow a 3 day working week and share the benefits of robots doing the labour

    I dare say that around the same time the mega-rich realise they don’t need the middle class a mysterious virus will eradicate most of the worlds working poor.

    So no need to worry, or you could just become a morlock now

    samunkim
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    Stick with 24″ and run your old one as a 2nd monitor for emails etc..

    samunkim
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    these seem a good fit

    IMHO

    EBay Scott

    samunkim
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    @maccruiskeen

    Pretty sure Orange was referred to as “Dark Yellow”
    Until the arrival of the actual fruit (L’Oranja) from european traders.

    It kinda amuses me imagining the look on the face of the first “brit” offered one
    “It’s a what ?”
    Classic Chicken & Egg situation…

    samunkim
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    Really nice, but would paint in the canopy frame and since you’ve done such a good job I think it deserves the aerial “string” replaced with something you haven’t played conkers with.
    Like the soot round the gun ports, nice touch

    samunkim
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    Convert

    That was the point .. No one else did which kept the bidding really low.
    My pisstake/test the water bid ended up winning

    samunkim
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    As battery tech comes on it will be great if this leads to some opening/reopening of the MX-tracks in the SouthEast “lost to 4-stroke thunder”

    This would also reduce over use of Trails
    You don’t need gravity when you have a motor

    samunkim
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    Nah It’s the loss of control I hate…

    Every little old lady, or hung over bloke waiting to come out of a T junction is an arse clenching moment
    You wait/hope for them to notice you before they pull out, rather than when you are cart-wheeling, over their bonnet.

    On a MTB if you get hurt its usually something you’ve done to yourself

    samunkim
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    Had similar on a Scott few years ago. Badly described with loads of typo’s in wrong group. Guessed what had happened and made them an cheeky direct offer at a more price more palatable to both off us. Suddenly they “found it” again and now its mine …

    samunkim
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    If they can ever crack Fusion then all this starts to makes sense

    samunkim
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    A & B are exactly the same colour.. Proper freaked

    samunkim
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    If you are NOT a smoker, the scillia in your lungs will move any inhaled fibres up your trachea and you will cough/gob them out over the next few weeks.

    You smoke and the tar will fix-em in for ever … Your choice

    or something like that !!!

    samunkim
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    Got some cash, bought some wheelsTook it out, ‘cross some fields

    samunkim
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    Meh the Aston

    Too fussy/heavy round the front.. Looks like an old Marcos GTO

    Still love one though

    samunkim
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    Main thing is to be aware of
    someone flashing their lights is meant as a warning NOT an invitation to pull-out.

    samunkim
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    Just be aware that with a disc, the actual braking force, is transmitted to the tyre through the spokes. Rather than at the rim like canti’s

    Motorcycles have ben trying to get away from this for years

    Edit … what Yak said

    samunkim
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    Hmmmm Tough one

    Have her thighs been chapped ?

    samunkim
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    Nobeerinthefridge

    Hmmmmm Let me think ………………….

    Oh yeah W***iams sisters

    samunkim
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    re: newer Previa Gutted

    Wiki has it that the Galaxy is massively subsidised by various EU governments & Toyota couldn’t get close enough on price to make it worth

    Shame cause I like the look of the MKIII

    samunkim
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    God I wish there was…

    Ended up (knocking the bearing cups out) & cutting 8mm from top and bottom of an old stumpjumper frame just keep using a short steerer set of forks

    samunkim
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    I am sure most everyone on STW aspires to

    “skidding up to St.Peter broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”
    Otherwise we would be watching TV instead of getting covered in Mud n Plasters every weekend

    Some of the words that have been used may describe her, but they don’t define her. GFI and if people get snotty, then set off round the world together and leave the curtain twitchers behind

    I luv a happy ending

    samunkim
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    Well lets just hope the football league aren’t turning a blind eye to this sort of thing. I am sure we can be successful again at international level even if our players are a foot shorter than those of other cheating countries

    samunkim
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    :-)SquirrelKing

    Re: “you ni**er loving fa**ot. Oh, I’m sorry, did that offend”.

    Well actually no it didn’t.

    In the same way I respect Stephen Hawking and don’t respect Nigel Farage. These words really mean nothing to me coming from you.

    Funnily enough, if you were to use those words in places where they carry the impact you intend, I imagine you would find yourself removed from the gene-pool quite quickly 🙂

    samunkim
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    In wreckers defence.
    This whole revisiting of the english language & who gets to decide if a word is pejorative ?
    Do we republish the O.E.D. every monday, with the the latest redactions, that some people have had emotional baggage attached to.

    If Kim Jong Un were telling his subjects, to stop using certain words we would all point and snigger, at the bad dictator.
    It’s a bit Orwellian (1984) IMHO.

    samunkim
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    Think I got it off this forum but we really need to start using

    oppholdsvær

    Basically means – Its not raining at this moment (but will soon !!!)

    samunkim
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    The painters work has been in vain
    The Shite house poet strikes again

    samunkim
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    Yes as long as it stops now ( as has been mentioned by OP)

    She sounds pragmatic and careful and she sees, something in you, she likes.

    You never know you maybe still together in 30 years and sniggering about it when your kids try to shock you with tales of what they have been upto on Holiday

    samunkim
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    @PJazz etc..
    Beep calling that one as Reductio ad absurdum

    “forced to work as a prostitute” makes them a victim which “trumps” any other words you may want to use

    read Sibel Hodge’s Trafficked if you ever need a bit of wake on that stuff

    samunkim
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    Could you concantenate the filtered criteria+the data to create a unique Vlookup index to just “pull” the data across without pasting

    samunkim
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    grilla

    Been there, ended up using an elastic hairband rolled to top,middle or bottom of pen. (Morning , Lunch, Dinner)

    Defo got to get the “Novopen Echo” so cheers for that !!

    samunkim
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    ” Some seem to have a heart attack when I use a bell and give me right dirty looks.”

    This +Horses
    Just cannot get by them with some jump & lurch to the side ( or other dramatics) even though I know full well from watching their ears swivel that they have heard me.

    Plus if you do have a bell, mount it anywhere but the centre of your bars,in line with where your bollovks are going to go if you ever fly over the handlebars. Had a very close shave when the bell level tore a nice line down the front of my shorts. Its now fixed under my bars

    samunkim
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    re: it does not to have to stop him doing anything at all.

    Aw common let be honest.

    Competitive Motorsport
    Scuba Diving
    Flying

    are a few off the top of my head !!

    samunkim
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    Woah tough crowd

    Not commenting cause I know someone who found a cat that once belonged to someone who had a mate who had a cousin who had ‘bad’ diabetes and their feet fell off.

    But cause I’ve had diabetes 30 years & trying to be a bit pragmatic.

    re. the PI thing. I am talking a real life self check before you’re about to do something silly. (telling whoever to **** off! is actually also a good indicator your having problems too :-))
    As is trying to cycle through a muddy river when its only -2c

    If I stopped to do my bloods before every descent I would never get any thing done.

    Maybe I expressed myself badly about the sugar (since I thought the dextrosol tablets thing was obvious) I meant post hypo of course.. Something that can get you back down the mountain under your own steam !! but is easy to digest since I often feel a bit queasy after a mild-hypo

    samunkim
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    Finished all tracks on Arcade Outrun.

    Then later on won all races in Power Drift in one session then saw the car morph into the jet from Afterburner in a bonus special stage.

    So pumped up by the crowd round me, that I won that too, after a few moments of WTF as it started the race

    samunkim
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    Kick a football round for 90 minutes on a Saturdays & get paid for it
    Mandatory Drug Test

    Help run the country
    Take what ever the hell you like

    Can anyone else see a problem with that ?

    samunkim
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    Good new is that a cure can only 10-15 years away, (as the drug companies can’t shut stem-cell research down) long before it does your kid any permanent harm.

    I know this sounds silly, but teach him PI to 12 figures, ask him to repeat it back to himself before attempting a big double later in life (or if he is acting out). Losing numbers off the end = useful early warning.

    Also always carry a complex sugar source like flapjacks or apple, as the short ones can provoke a “bounce” once they’ve done their job.

    samunkim
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    +1 for 50 – in August.

    Power cuts, the winter before, I wonder ?

    samunkim
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    My Local

    Two rather well dressed young ladies walk in . Obviously “not from round here”.

    Whole pub goes completely silent whilst they decide whether to stay or flee.
    They stay and walk hesitantly up to the bar.
    Our barman looks down at them an sniffs twice ” You got shit on your shoes ?” The young ladies check quickly and reply “No”
    “Right then **** Off and don’t come back till you have”

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