I think your answer is in your question

leave the wife at home

😉

I have smoked quite a bit of opium. It started when I was living in a cave in India

text for STW mag binder 😉

From the point where the solid white line crosses the road it is a single lane.
If the car driver can’t complete his overtaking manoeuvre by then, he should give way to any vehicle on his left.
The bus driver is entitled to use the full width of the lane.

That’s how I see it too.

Me being a ultra cautious in thouse situations, I have found it far less stressfull to let the other party through in 50/50 situations.

Next time you go up there riding, take 4 of your buddies with you, hold three of them back with dog leads, then get the forth to jump on her and bite her leg!

😉

Jackass123456789 – Member

It might pay you to go back out at the same time again as you may find she walks her dogs in the same spot.

stalk her you mean?

Quality – lol

Why did you not bite her leg and see how she liked it?

Thanks for that grievoustim, will go and have a look.

Its telling me to update to 4.2 to run this app, last time I updated firmware on an item, I managed to kill it 😉

Hardest part is avoiding all the other cyclist 😉

a mates dad, who’s double, no triple ard’ and was in the sas told me that in hand to hand combat a kettle cord / plug is the best weapon there is.

a mates dad son, who’s double, no triple ard’ and was in the sas told me that in hand to hand combat a bomber fork / with a 200mm steerer is the best weapon there is.

5thElefant – Member

Invented god.

That & inventing 3 way light switches!

IrfanView is another one to check out, it has a batch conversion option

http://www.irfanview.com/%5B/url%5D

website looks a bit 😯 but its worth trying.

Thanks, will go shopping 😉

RD that sure does look fun 😉

“you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn” never used that one, but seen it in passing a few times.

“Go boil your head” Now that is one I do use, sadly it rolls off my tongue at the most inappropiate times.

I did not my invitation either, but planning to blag it with a bottle of Blue Nun 😉

iDave – Member

looks like he has the builders in…

LOL I was thinking that, need some decco doing.

molgrips – Member

Is there any difference between my 40Gb PS3 bought way back when GTA4 came out and the new 160Gb slim that my mate is selling, besides the physical size and HD size?

Its not worth changing it for the slim version, if that’s the question you are asking molgrips?

As mentioned above Sony make it very easy for you to upgrade the HD if thats the main reason you want to swap.

I think the new slim ones might have a quieter fan (could be wrong here – please correct me if so) so if you find yours noisy for blu-ray movies thats worth keeping in mind too.

Yes this has happened to me, contacting the Police was the only way to stop me too.

There was talk, ten years back, so I guss its not going to happen 😉 of a 35mm digtal cassette which would replace a film in a 35mm film camera.

Guess its not a runner for a number of reasons.

But the idea was neat & I still have a mint Nikon F2 which I refuse to part with, up in my loft just in case 😉

I think this is the one I have:

http://www.screwfix.com/prods/84044/Power-Tools/Cordless-Drills/Makita-8391DWPE-18V-Combi-Drill

Survived a few ‘falls’. Hammer is good for curtain rails etc, but if you have a lot of masonry to drill you may want to get a corded SDS+ drill. The Erbauer range of drills from Screwfix are good for occasional use.

Hth
Marko

Great bit of kit

I have the 3Ah Li-Ion version of this one & came with the fast charger as standard, 15-20min tea break charge times 😉 screwfix were selling them on offer for £150 year before last, worth checking as the Li-Ion battery last ages.

Can we throw the contents of our water bottle over him to see if he responds, water always seems to work in the movies 😉

Stig of the dump

Why dont you

Kick start – how could I forget that one!

Last load of scaffolding boards I bought from a contact on my allotment, cost me £2 a shot, broken were 50p!

The broken were fine for raised beds

For kids, one tip, don’t build them too wide, its easier for kids to work on & yes they will last a few years, my oldest sets are 6 years old and still going strong.

Worth chatting to your local allotment rep.

Just had a nose on Adobe website & it seems to be open to Primary students, would be good to hear from anyone who has bought student software to confirm.

http://www.adobe.com/ap/education/students/studentteacheredition/faq.html

Who may purchase and use Adobe Student and Teacher Editions?

The following individuals are eligible to purchase Adobe Student and Teacher Editions:

* University and college students — students enrolled at a higher education institution defined as an accredited public or private university or college (including community, junior, or vocational college) that grants degrees requiring not less than the equivalent of two years of full-time study
* Primary and secondary school students — students enrolled at an accredited public or private primary or secondary school providing full-time instruction
* Faculty and staff — teachers and staff employed by an accredited primary or secondary school or public or private university or college

Which software products are available as Student and Teacher Editions?

Student and Teacher Editions offering differ by country within Asia Pacific region. Please refer to this page for availability. Products available include Adobe® Creative Suite® 5 Master Collection, Creative Suite 5 Design Premium, Creative Suite 5 Web Premium, Creative Suite 5 Production Premium, Creative Suite 5 Design Standard, Dreamweaver® CS5, Flash® Professional CS5, Photoshop® CS5 Extended, Acrobat® 9 Pro, and Photoshop Lightroom 3.

(edit)just called them – you have to be 15 or over here in the uk, do you know many 15 year olds in Primary? 😉

Weird thing, from the link above, it mentions something about the student discount being available to kids in primary schools too?

Primary and secondary school students – students enrolled at an accredited public or private primary or secondary school providing full-time instruction

http://www.software4students.co.uk/FAQ.aspx#q51

Wonder if my 7 year old can get a student copy?

Lightroom is brill for doing bulk, btw 😉

its on a free 1 month demo at the mo psychle, the other option is to get a student pack, if you have a student in the house

TheLittlestHobo – which camera are you using?

If you dont want to mess about with RAW files, does your camera have a bracketing option?

The genders are the wrong way round in that video 😉

organic355 – Member

The old lady battering the armed robbers with her handbag yesterday, that was funny.

surf_matt’s nan you mean 😉

It’s pretty fluid – it’s usually pretty obvious what is and what isn’t.

True, it might be for you, quite clear cut, but for me, as these two video clips show, its not.

I think everyone has different boundries as to what they find funny.

Just curious, that’s all.

OK to clarify:

Cat – not funny

Ostrich donkey kid – funny

Now becoming a bit curious as to where things stop being funny and become not funny?

I think we need more videos to to get a more accurate idea of where everyone falls on this subject?

😉

Yep its a bit sick imho….

Where is the ostrich donkey kid vid for comparison?

😉

Not true. Too low an iso on shutter priority the camera will go ahead and take the image and it’ll be under exposed, which you may well be able to salvage. Too high an iso and you may get more noise than you want but otherwise acceptable image. Again, if you have the raw you have more latitude to salvage it.

5thElefant – You cannot change the iso settings in RAW once taken, or for that matter the shutter or apature settings, they are not adjustable!

Sure you can play around with the RAW file exposure but thats not the point I was making.

Wow, sfb you are back!

Where have you been? We have been missing you 😉

I’m talking about a safety net here. People make mistakes. Ever leave a camera on the wrong iso?

Correction, the aperture & shutter speed and the ISO are all parameters that must be set correctly at the time you take your shot, you cannot exactly recreate the effects of a different setting in post processing.

& woosh, the OP leaves, to be never be seen again……………

don simon – Member

Imagination and your own ideas

Is the best advice so far 😉

crikey – Member

Is it a Yorkshire IVF clinic?

lol

Many years back, JC overtook me in a nice red sports car, when I used to commute to work in Cheltenham.

Wish all the other car owners in Che. gave me the same amout as space as he did when he passed.

He is playing a part on TG & playing it well if you ask me 😉