+1 for dave_rudabar -diverting your mobile number each night to one of his friends or family members!
give his name and number to insurance companies (car and home) they never give up on a possible sale
you can also try mobile phone upgrade people, thoes ones in the newspapers with the deals that are too good to be true are a real nightmare
or if you go onto a website and apply for a loan but leve the boxes blank for you allow us to pass your detals on to other companies that my be of intrest to you he will be pestered for ever more generally about dinner time.