For group rides, groups should include as many of the following as possible :
1 person who can’t ride uphill
1 person who can’t ride downhill
1 person whose bike costs more than everyone else’s put together
1 person whose bike hasn’t been seen oil in the current decade
1 racing snake who ate half a tangerine 3 days ago
1 tubster who ate a whole Black Forest gateau whilst waiting for the others to turn up
1 person with no tools, food or spare clothing
1 person with a huge rucksack containing an entire CRC warehouse
1 youngster who’s going to turn pro any day now
1 old codger who reluctantly admits to being an ex National Champion
For small groups, some of the above may need to be combined in the same person