Sorry children, but Daddy wont be coming from that much deserved, & very expensive week biking in the Alps. He lost is footing retrieving a banana skin, & fell to his death. But a nice bi-lingual man who owns the Alps, got off on berating Daddy in front of his mate before he fell.
Nothing like free advertising eh. 🙄
To be fair, the way your post read you just sounded a bit pedantic, I’m pretty certain that your not. 😉
But, time again to remind Zak, who rides the Monkey trail at Cannock, to take his sandwich bags home with him. Or at the very least tell his Mummy not to write his name on the bag if he’s going to skewer them on a tree at the start of the last run.