Homemade fleshlight.

An epic book. Two and a half thousand miles through the Gobi desert, and over the Himalayas.

I would of called it the “Fucking long walk”

It is just a cockroach people. None of you would bat an eyelid if they were using it on the French.

A bloke could of done 110.

Why would a fat lad going slowly round welsh forests wear a head cam?

The same reason soldiers in Afghanistan do.

They won’t be carrying anything that’s not been issued to them.

Pretty cruel to send a soldier to war naked.

And as for the cams, its for the same reason you film your rad and knarley trail rides.

The Hiace’s reliability is legendary. Lets face its why else would you buy one.

Have you ever seen a rusty Hiace? Virtually every one on the road is hanging and thats for good reason. They go on and on and on. Remember the top gear Hilux. The Hiace is of the same built to last Toyota era and shares the same engine.

I just wish I could find a decent car to match my one’s reliability.

Go on get the vivaro. I dare’s ya.

The traffic/vivaro/primastar are fantastic to drive but are absolutely horrific when it comes to reliability. Theres a long list of catastrophic failures only a Google search away. Hiaces on the other hand will do 250,000 + miles with no problems but look and feel like something from soviet Russia. T4’s are “fashionable” so over priced. It depends what you want from a van but I wouldn’t touch a traffic with a barge pole.

Do not watch this with your sleeping newborn baby on your lap. :D

(Buy a bike then) :P get a track day booked. Seriously. Massive fun and will make you a MUCH safer more competent rider.

They should put the clocks back an hour every night. Think how much more productive everyone would be with an extra hours sleep.

And what’s your workable solution to that?

Gaia theory.

Brand definitely has a career in politics ahead of him. He’s full of shit, is a excellent orator and addresses problems without offering solutions. Long words wont solve the main problem of over population.

Predator

Its at Stoughton Down Im not too sure if its Hampshire or Sussex. Any tips would be appreciated. Not so much on what I did wrong but what I should do to be like PJ266. Bearing in mind that this was my first few goes and I have much more ambition than talent.

I think I should just hit it as fast as possible and see what happens.

No. I really am that shit.

Damn yooou! (shakes fist) wish i could do that

Falling off motorbikes is getting a bit too risky so Im thinking of giving this another go. Im just not very good at it. :D

During my uncles insurgency in Malaya he used urchin spines ground into a paste in a Suribachi to poison his guards and make his escape.

I find the offspring of my grandfather’s bibi from the Spin Ghar region do a most excellent job.

I have several personality disorders which has led to severe mental illness. Looking forward to making new friends and meeting forum members on the trails.