Shit that sounds awful mate. My wife and to a lesser degree son have health problems but nothing that compare to yours. I really feel for you and hope things work out well.

No

Little know fact:

The Grifter was in fact made of lead.

Tom_W1987 blah blah blah massive sense of humour failure, hypocritical holier than thou attitude blah blah blah

Not sure you had to resort to that. My looks are unimportant.

In fact, I think that’s a bit harsh to be fair mate – you never know, you might be involved in a firey car crash and end up looking like Nicky Lauda.

Graham’s number is fun but infinity is funnier.

All she needs is a dangly bit protruding from between her eyes and she’d look like one of those fish that feed in the darkest depths of the oceans.

NO WAY! They’d be breaking in, stealing things and leaving needles everywhere.

If I wanted to be near Skag Heeds I’d move to Scotland.

No. There is however a **** ing sock

Duct tape and zip ties.

Duct tape would be more secure but zip ties would be easier to remove.

Anyone who needs an axe works in IT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter

Fascinating.

As every Brit or Russian knows it was the yanks that won the war.

Crying out for a Hollywood remake that. :lol:

deluded – Member

The Battle for Castle Itter.

It was the only battle where Americans and Germans (Wehrmacht) fought as allies (against an SS division) during WW2.

WTF?! off to Google

Depends just how rapey you’ve been

You think thats bad, you should see the Vettel wannabe’s trying to out brake each other on the M27 where it changes from four lanes into three during the morning rush hour.

Its carnage.

Most people on this thread know very little about bikes bar the ones who pointed out his shitty fear induced line. That corner could be taken MUCH faster.

Yep the chain lengths fine.

Thanks crikey and others. I’ll look into these so called free hub pawls.

What is this “search engine” you speak of?

Not a stiff link, i dunno what a gear dangler is. These free hub pawls sound interesting.

What are they?

jekkyl – Member

No mobile? What do you do when having a poo?
Weirdo.

ménage à un?

Crashing motorbikes is fun but expensive.

Crashing mtb’s is fun but not expensive.

Currently enjoying:

* Guns of August about the start of WWI
* Fear and Loathing in La Liga about the rivalry between the football clubs Real Madrid and Barcelona
* 1215 – The Year of Magna Carta (self-explanatory!)

You three armed six eyed freak

Pigface, my argument is that maybe you’re better suited to the the sterile acquiescent **** wits that inhabit the F1 paddock. :P

I dont think you are quite cool enough to like motorbikes.

Could be an allergic reaction to the makeup you’re using?

When you’re being repeatedly punched in the face by your “carer” in a old people’s home, because you’ve shat your pants again, then you’ll regret not having kids.

Pigface – Member 
Yeah Cal has won sod all for him to be billy big boots and dishing it out to journos, World Super Sport British Super Sport that’s it. When he wins ( which he won’t) the MotoGP or WSB then he get all moody and shout the odds.

Your pass to have an opinion thats taken seriously on motorbike racing has been revoked.

Please refrain from posting in this thread.

So Crutchlow’s won sod all now has he? :roll:

A couple of drops of Sarsons vinegar in each eye works wonders. I ve tried other brands but dont have the same results.

Im a joiner. Your carpenter is a idiot who doesn’t know what he is doing. There should be either a water bar (an inch by quarter inch galvanised metal bar) grooved a half inch into the threshold so that half an inch protrudes, which is then rebated into the bottom of the door. This stops water being blown through the gap. There will then be drip moulding (a bit like the picture above) along the bottom of the door to stop water running down the door, clinging to the bottom of the door and flowing in. All doors across the planet are made like this.

At best he’ll have to bodge it to fix it…or he’ll have to take remedial action to create a workable solution as I like to put it.

I ve done 186 mph on many motorways around the country and 174 mph on the A32. Can anyone beat that or do I win the thread?

I bet if I pointed out the fact that you are going to die, rather than you thinking, good point life is just futile existentialism you’ d think “****! I’d better get my shit together quick and start enjoying myself asap”

We’ve evolved over hundreds of thousands of years to be anxious about surviving the next day or week and its only in the past hundred or so years this has changed.

Stop thinking of yourself as a person and realise you are just a lump of meat and your emotions are only there to keep you alive in our some what unnatural modern way of life.

Seeing the big picture doesn’t help much when surrounded by kuntz at work and stressed out of your fookin mind though. But remember you are just getting too caught up in the experience of being a human. Its only a effing game.

Cant believe Bear just drunk Fry’s piss. 8O

You said black hole. He He…black hole

black hole.

Is the issue I could not give a shit?

Speak to Hafele. They will be able to help you as there are millions of variations of hinge. They stock Grass hinges, you could have a look at their website to get a better idea of what you need.

http://www.grass.at/?L=1

The brand of the hinge doesn’t matter so much as the crank, offset etc.

As a lazy fecker I wont help to build it but I will enjoy riding it. Thank you. :lol:

Ever since I saw the multi millionaire actor criticise the poor Russian peasant for shooting an (abundant) black bear to sell to feed his family I’ve been convinced he’s a cock.

Maintain eye contact at all times, try not to blink. Stand very close and touch the dealer as often as possible on the forearm and if he’s receptive the face. Tell him he’s beautiful, flattery goes a long way.

Then hit him with your price. If he agrees shake his hand, if not resort to screaming, rocking, crying and incontinence.

Augustiner. I win

My heart is pumping for love

Monster Beetle FTMFW. :-)