RudeBoy’s Law invoked in first reply…

neilsonwheels; that’s a dummy, surely? No attempt whatsoever, to get out of the way. The ‘person’ is standing absolutely still. There’s no way a real person would just stand there and get hit.

Ok, so it weren’t £800, but spensive enough.

A friend of mine knows someone called Zippedydoodah Day.

My razor, you numpty. Have you not been paying attention at all? 🙄

And all my bike lights. And torches.

You’re a proper thicko, you, Flashy.

PIFCO.

Those were the days, eh?

I’m not a solicitor, but I have had a fair amount of experience with the Law….

Tickle it, you wrigglers!

I prefer her mate Bruschetta.

You’re covered in bits of bacon?

RudeBoy, worong sport entirely.

Oh…

Don’t. I’m too upset, now. 😥

Bloody rechargeables piss me right off. Sposed to be able to charge them hundreds of times. Can you bollocks. They’re usually fecked after a dozen or so charges, I’ve found.

Yeeeess, I have charged them according to the instructions… 🙄

£800 a set, and you still end up throwing them away after only a few goes.

Don’t get me started on batteries…

They’re all sleeping in Andy’s vayn.

It’s got a bloody shower, DVD player and everything!

I’m not a bad swimmer, and can do 1 mile in 28 minutes or thereabouts.

I was the natural build for xc running, as a youngster, but found it very very boring.

Apparently I am an excellent natural shot with a rifle, according to a group of Norwegian hunters.

At footy, I am a bit like a blend of Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Kaka, Maldini, Zubizarreta and Ian Ormondroyd.

Actually, to be honest, I’m more like George Best. Not the footie bit, though…(nor the wife-beating bit, either).

Go Roos!

what brand of batteries to buy?

Duracell or Energiser. Don’t buy them useless RS ones Eddie got me; they’re rubbish. Dont last at all. I’ve never used such crap batteries. Seriously, I put some in me electric shaver, and within just a couple of minutes, they lost power rapidly.

Trouble is, everyone in his work has been moaning about them, yet they keep ordering them in. Because they’re cheap. There’s a reason they’re so cheap; they’re utterly flipping useless. You’d get more power out of a lemon.

And Jessops rechargeables are shit, too. 3 or 4 charges, they lasted, before they woon’t charge up again propply.

I hate batteries. Worse than buying cut flowers.

..undred!

Wun…

poking the troll

(Snigger)

Can I come too?

dont you run the risk of over filling the bag??

Erm, no! The volume of all but the tiniest of sample bags is more than adequate for even the most colossal poos, surely? 😯

I always carry plastic bags with me, when out and about far from sanitation. If the need to defecate arises, I simply crimp off a length into a bag, then tie it up and lob it into the branches of a nearby tree. This can then be blamed on dog walkers, thus giving ammunition to extremely lively and heated debates on forums such as STW. The increased web traffic to such sites can result in increased exposure for advertisers, and consequently increased revenue for those running the websites. I like to think of this as a public service, and believe only good can come of my al fresco shitting.

Job, as they say, s’a goodun…

A solid pair handmade Church’s are fit for any occasion and any company. If there well polished you know that you are dealing with a chap who respects himself and others (even if the are from the flipflop wearing lower orders).

LOL! More like, some sad deluded ponce who thinks that wearing a pair of shoes will somehow elevate them above the common herd…

Whilst we’re on the subject of ‘fashion acceptable in STW’; I just popped to the local market, wearing a singlet, jogging pants and sandals. What think the STW Moral Minority, of my crimes? 😀

Not as much as you, it seems! 😀

Which one would that be, ski?

I am above the Law….

We need a fatwah edict.

Well, Hora, if we were to apply your rules to men also, you’d have to be encased in 3 metre thick concrete, and buried deep underground in a disused coal mine or something….

Twirly for red wine, Hairy.

Woon’t mind a little steak and kidney pie, if there’s any about.

I woon’t worry too much. I’ve reported an offensive post this morning (breaks forum rules), yet so far no response. I think it comes down to whether or not the mods can be arsed to deal with it. Maybe they’re Out To Lunch…

Cup of Rosy please, Teeto.

Got any biscuits?

(Laughs at the irony of STWers discussing ‘fashion’ and ‘style’… 😆 )

Too late, we saw it!

SWITCH YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY TO ‘OFF’, and you might find things calm down a bit….

PC Nesbit-Bell, aged 42, of Chipping Sodbury

😯

I remember trying to get a customer’s wireless computer to work, years back. Bloody thing. We tried all sorts, but it was only when we put it on another bike, that we found out what was causing the problem. It seemed to be the front disc brake. That particular model just woon’t work with disc brakes. Weird.

I agree with Dez, jump on the M25 go east and head towards to Leith Hill\Holmbury Hill area (junction 8 ) – it took me 1:15 each way from Hackney last weekend…

Did you not have to stop for an extortionately overpriced breakfast at Clacket Lane, first?

Something tells me you’ve gone and bought a silly, fast car, too.. 🙄

Wunundred!

I have nothing to add, that hazzunt already been said by TJ, Grumm and other sane people.

I just feel really, really sad for that poor little innocent girl. 😥

Don’t worry, he’s clearly a poor misguided youth. Murdering children is ok, you can just talk to him and he will stop.

Sounds more like he’s seriously mentally disturbed.

WTF happened there…? 😯