At the end of a very long descent in Morzine just after a sharp 90 degree bend the trail went past someone's garden/garage where there was 6ft tall blonde women in a tiny bikini working on some timber on a workmate with the biggest belt sander I've ever seen. Next to her was a weird old trampy looking man sat in deck chair watching intently. As each person rounded the corner they nearly fell of their bike. It was like that 'push me and then just touch me' music video
Surreal.