A Yorkshirewoman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I elp you?”
“Yes” she said, “A fella’s just dragged me int’bushes and had his way wi’ mee.
“Can you describe ‘im?” Asked the Sergeant
“Yes, he wa’ wearin’ white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two reet big pads from ‘is feet up to and ower his knees, one on each leg”.
“Sounds t’me like he wor a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.
“Eye, I reckon”, said the lady, “He were likely an Australian Cricketer”.
“That’s very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that aat from his accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it aat ‘cause he weren’t in for very long”.
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