Does the New York Subway contain bread or trains?

It’s not bread it’s a roll

It’s neither, apparently:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54370056

Bitten the bullet and seeing someone next week…

Good man! I should have done this, but binge & purge became so normalised for me I just saw it as part of who I am.

I think the best you achieve is learning to live with the issue, I don’t think it ever goes

My approach to learning to live with it was totally worng…

For some reason, after >20 years (some of them really severe), it’s just seems to have fizzled out.
Doesn’t mean it won’t be back, but it feels like it’s no longer with me.

FWIW I think that describing other people as scum is quite disgusting really

Generalists gonna generalise

Me either. I can’t wait so much I’ve watched it all 4 times 😁

Definitely like to dabble in both boxes myself though

Euphemism of the day

I’m going the worng way *cries*

And I’m off on me hollibobs 2moz…

#prayforrobswaistline

I’ve got a skipping playlist for warm-ups – mostly gabber and D&B

One of these always gets a look-in

Not 100% but I’ll stick my neck out and say there’s no way of having dual headers in a table object.

For the Power Query bit I think you’d have to transpose, merge & re-transpose to create a single header from the 2 (if that’s what you meant?)

Maybe you need some kind of plug

you need a bigger mug

Get thee down to sports direct!

Pink wafers.

Portmeirion Hotel or Castell Deudraeth?

End of level bosses in the vein of Kung Fu Master.

Level 1: Corrects you’re grammer
Level 2: Wees in your shoes
Level 3: Is armed with frozen sausages
Level 4: Interferes with your dog
Level 5: Owns you with bombers
Level 6: Takes you to Centreparcs
Level 7: Louise

I think the “don’t buy it and then you won’t eat it!” Is the way to go.

Rob concurs! Zero crips purchased this week = zero crips eaten = zero gain.

Now I just need to learn to apply the same to beer and I’m away! :)

not sure if anyone self-identifies as ‘Camera’ though – must be something they get up to behind closed doors

Good work!

Pushing is not cycling :)

St Mark’s fly.

Queen adreena ‘Butcher and the butterfly’ when im in the gym.

Quality choice!

My current go-to is Sodom’s M16

St John’s Wood

Dammit! I’m back to where I started – will have to take it serioulsy this week.

And stop eating crisps :)

You can change pedals/saddles on all kinds I’ve used.

I hired a Spinner NXT from this place some years ago:
http://www.inandoutfitness.co.uk/hire-rent-gym-fitness-exercise-equipment-midlands.html

It was great to be able to use gym-level equipment at home and to test whether buying would be wise based on how much use it got. Turned out I wasn’t motived enough, so back it went :)

It was more appealing to use than a turbo, for me, but I just wasn’t disciplined enough to keep it up.

Nowt wrong with pork scratchings. I have some every day for breakfast.

But do you have them in your ice cream? Breakfast of champignons, that is.

wrote it before the Pork Scratching decision, so erm… ‘scratch that’

Funnily enough, I read the email and updated the currency before I saw that^ :)

Power query add in would do this easily.

El spreadsheet has been updated, so Q3 is now officially GO!

The currency for this season, in resepct of how excited I am about the pubs re-opening* is Mr Porky Pork Scratchings. Quite fitting for this club, I feel.

No! Not because of the name – they contain very nearly no carbs!!!!

But shiteloads of fat…

*Mind you I’ve decided to knnock drinking on the head for a couple of months

Welcome back our Jamie!

I can assure you, you weren’t missed :p

@chrispoffer
Have massaged you – if no worky we will find another weigh.

Maaaaybe (:

I love a bit of Frankie Hill for sketchy and there’s always…

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOB!

IIRC wont one of the lookup functions only find the closest match? So if you sort alphabetically it looks down the list untill it finds the last one that matches.

e.g. Searching for 6 in 1 3 5 7 9 would return 5 (or 7 i cant remember). But that would hopefully leave you with a shorter list to check through.

Vlookup with 4th argument 1. The list needs sorting – as above it would find 5

I use this:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=15011

It’s pretty handy. I’ve installed it on a number of different work machines at various places.

heretic…

You’re thinking of a different series of books there :)

Well **** me! I’ve just done my update for the 1st time in 5 weeks and I’m below target – it’s almost like not obsessing about it works out for me :)

The way I’ve set things up the next quarter begins on the day the previous finishes.
So, Q3 begins next week: 26/06/2020 A.D. (AKA The Year of the Tiger)
3 months(ish) it shall be; ending 29th September.

Hey all – Q3 will be go.
YAAAAAY! I hear you cry…

Anyone currently on the list shall be rolled over, anyone not: PM me your email and I’ll add you in.

Tiger6791 is taking over the mouthpiece duties, so he’s now to blame for the terrible communication you’ve become accustomed too.

Humans have solved one of those

Wasn’t the Internet invented to solve the other? 😁

Now that is quite a feat, to have both halal and kosher in the same product

*In* the same product?

Good opportunity here to educate yourself re: terefah and haram.

it’s not the point of lamb bacon to be a fake bacon- it’s the same cut cured in the same way

Mutton/lamb flaps (giggity) are ribs/breast. Many different cuts of pig can be bacon.

National Health Service wouldn’t be a bad idea.

I’d rather we had staff who want to do the job rather then felt it was the only option.

No option – it’s national service :)
Myriad roles available…

National Health Service wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Gin: none

White Russians: Dude levels

Haven’t bothered to watch the defence of cummings vid – you can’t defend the indefensible.

Would you watch it if it were satirical?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.laptopmag.com/uk/amp/articles/how-to-video-screen-capture-windows-10

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