Stinking heap of over boiled veg, false jeopardy, false emotions, and the geezer who got through with the bread covered mackerel copied his dish from the short ginger geordie chef off telly anyway. Where is Rick Stein when you need him?
And another thing, why must they insist on cutting a knife chop sound effect to the music, it’s so frigging naff, please sell the format to ITV or Five.