It’s easy to tell in the pub.
Men in happy relationships are relaxed – often their hair might be unkempt, they might be unshaven, slightly scruffy jeans and a t shirt and their shoes might be a bit battered. They are usually happy enjoying some banter with their mates and drinking a few beers.
The single men are usually more coiffured, they smell nice, their clothes are fresh and ironed, their shoes are immaculate. Also they tend to drink bottles of posh beer instead of pints of stout 🙂
Some of my women friends tell me that they are innately attracted to “dilfs” – especially if they are out and about on their own with their kids – something to do with preapproval (the dilfs are (probably) not gay, at least one person has already deemed them fit enough to have kids with them, and their bits work).
It’s much easier being gay – a quick nod, bit of fun then off to enjoy a pint and talk about cars 🙂