Oh god, eyes too. Reading that just made me flinch. I can’t watch people put contacts in

Just googled leg ulcers. Grim.

Yeah, even if I’d wanted to be a medical professional it was never going to happen!

No!

I am no longer fine with tattoo needles.

Oh!

I’ve got a lumia 800. It is really slick, and I love it so far. My only issue being that iPlayer refuses to do anything on it.

If you do get a windows phone, you can put the app wot i rote on it for free (or you can pay for an ad free version)

</plug>

Various shipping forecasts.

Fisher, dogger, german bite. Ahh

Never heard of Holland’s, and I’m northern

That Year of Code site just hung up my whole machine 😕

A crush is nearer the burlier end of things than the nippier end

Brother works for a BT subsidiary, so put in for the corporate ticket draw. You’ll never guess what?

😈 8) 😉

Can you still get Vodafone Passport? That saves a bit of money when abroad

Science because I was good at it rather than computing because I wanted a job out of it

You MASSIVE FATTY!

Ha ha! MLC, I’ve emailed you

I’m not telling you when Cougar!

HtS, sounds good, cheers

I’m hoping there will be! Okay cheers, will do

Ah I see. May I suggest a cosh? Use it on the dog or owner, your call

How is this happening regularly, is the dog wandering around the streets? Are you riding through the owner’s back garden?

Forsterman’s thighs! Jesus!

Is it a useful tool for weight loss?

There’s no hope

Jesus wept man, get it cleaned up a bit before posting on here! You’ll be savaged!

I’ve got a 2000/01 Clio. Absolute heap of shit, but it keeps running, so what can you do?

Ouch

I gave the mrs a Kit Kat Chunky

Don’t screen cap it, it’ll look shit.

Right click, copy the image.

Then paste it in to GIMP as mentioned above, or my favourite Paint.Net[/url]. Then save from there as whatever format you require.

I think that’s what the kids call PWNED

EDIT: GaryM, like

Windiff?

You’ll need your own hosting if you want to use a plugin

Personally I think the Express is worse than the Mail

Kitten Block agrees

Shit the bed, that’s customer service for you!

Has OP got his package yet?

It ain’t rocket surgery!

It’s hardly surprising. From what I saw, the prosecution’s evidence consisted of going “you’re lying Harry, aren’t you?”

My Mrs was living in London when we got together, in Stoke Newington. It was fairly easy to get to from Sheffield (M1 then North Circular) and is nice and safe – the type of place that has a farmer’s market on the weekend. Tube from Finsbury Park which is 5 mins on the bus.

Or bus in to town, which is what she did as it was faster and easier

What’s a psp cleanup scan and where did you get it from? Something that mentions ‘Windows speed issues’ sounds dodgy as a dodgy thing, particularly if they’re asking for money to ‘fix’ them.

Take Dawson’s advice, and it’ll hopefully get rid of whatever is telling you that nonsense

I do not want to see Hora’s chap.

Barton’s twitter

Stuff from the 3rd of Feb