And a baggy crotch

You mean these don’t you?

“Mustard Drop Crotch Chinos”

I’m going to have to side with the style challenge majority on this board. They’re wrong. On anyone. And those who do wear them are wrong un’s. Wrong un’s that go down West Street on a Saturday night. Send them back.

Man you have got to be joking!

I’ve just posted up about this FFS. What would Michael 84 say?

That doesn’t sound like Michael’s advice 😡

Sunglasses too Emsz!

That’s why I’m providing help! No-one need ever ask again!

What are you wearing it with, to work? A suit? Are you mental? Smart leather jacket – the whole idea sounds rank.

However, to answer the question, get yourself to a vintage shop. £20 – £50 and it’ll already look worn in, and you’ll look less of a tosser 😉

I had a washout going down Lockerbrook a few weeks ago. My front wheel was travelling over a fairly big, fairly polished rock and BOOM! I was skipping across the floor before I even knew what had happened.

It’s a Conti on the front, are they known for that? I thought vert pros were supposed to be the bomb!

Looks pretty gnar – I’m on my way!

Oh okay, I’d not heard of that. Sounds poopy

Do you mean sag? You’re meant to have some of that, so when the trail falls away from your wheel the forks extend to keep in contact with the ground.

Apologies if you mean something else though

Your korma pun was second to naan

You’ve not seen Ton wrestling in his pants then

There’s also a Chrome plugin for those times when the download link isn’t available

Send it.

Then I’m happy you are happy Camo

How long did that take you? Worth it, do you reckon?

monkfish – offline playlists is what you needed to use

You have looked under the fridge yeah?

No way would I stick something in my eye on purpose. Not a chance.

Thankfully I’ve got rad 20:20 vision. 8)

I don’t feel the need to ‘push’ other road users along

Do what now?

= hurty

Use of that word means you definitely don’t agree with me.

It came from a commute when some oaf rode in to me. He went down like a sack of shit though, where as my taught, lean frame merely placed itself on the floor. Anyway, point being it wasn’t fun riding or pushing the rad past the power of sik. Them’s cool injuries

Shoon’t be too difficult….

A-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😉

This Android app looks the business!

Looks like second hand then. Stinky, Big Hit something like that, like they said ^

Happy birthday!

Being rad

I have a hurty finger