Taking apart and packing up the bike ready to be flown home – doing this now

Didn’t find a job then? Wounder, sorry to hear that

All of it. When I’m as rich as Darcy I’ll have a man do all of mine

To the power of sik!

As the Lana Del Rey champion you are DezB, you’d think you knew how to spell her name 😉

Anyway, here’s Airship

The ones I require to do my job. It’s pretty bad really.

Worst. Thread. Ever.

The upside of flat pedals….

… is usually the same as the downside!

I shartleked at Glastonbury

Roughly 28, 29%. Shared flat (2 people) rent, CC, gas & leccy.

A bit more with water added on

I like the one Bregante posted.

Must get a photo of mine

I am sitting typing this in my new gloves. Looks like the delay was at CRC this time. I knew you all wanted to know.

Colleagues shoes still not here though!

Very 80s

i want more widgets. Give me widgets, widgets everywhere.

You’ll be wanting an Android for that 😉

(What? It’s page 3 and no-ones mentioned them)

Nowhere near as much as I used to. My body can’t take it anymore

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He’ll eat your face, McBoo

Rather, all of my items have been

UPDATE: All of the items have now been dispatched. Over to you, RM

I think he might have made a decision by now

Mine was secured with my house. Scrotes kicked the back door in 👿

No kids myself but I think pets are a good way to learn about death, and have a go at grief when still young.

Sounds like you’re doing what I would be doing… keep it up 😉

Where’s the new pad shop? I need some!

It was very, very wet on Sunday. Like a river indeed.

I had a blast!

Ah, Elfinsafety is back. How is the head? Did sir have a few beers last night maybe?

Rachel can I have permission to make a hugely inappropriate but well meaning joke about what has been stolen

What has been stolen?

As I’ve left you all on tenterhooks long enough…..

… neither of us got anything.

Tune in tomorrow for another exciting instalment!

Sorry, forgot I’d posted on this thread. I’m not sure why, I just find it weird.

Even short miles can take a while to get around round there. It’s not the Alps but it’s not the easiest terrain

EDIT: Specially in the wet

Yes – they can have anything except my eyes.

You might get hit by a bus tomorrow. Go for it

What’s wrong with your trousers?

😆

I ordered yesterday – as did, independently, the guy sitting across the desk from me.

I’ll let you know when they arrive (probably around 11)

To everyone else bar you, your rep and Jeremy it’s a cheeky inoffensive swear word. But good luck anyway!

It is a made up word to get around internet swear filters, being a portmanteau of **** and ****.

But then you already know that, don’t you

Why do I open these threads? Looking at injuries (particularly facial ones!) completely wrecks my mojo for a couple of rides.

Nailed some Peaks riding on a hardtail today. Rad!

Is that a frame bag?! 😉

Nice pic