I’ve seen about iDave. There’s no way I can cut out bread completely but I usually eat wholemeal for slow gi release

Normal maintenance amount + extra protein (shakes) + regular weight program = muscular gains then?

Easy 😉

Grr

someone who ‘bonked’ just after eating a Mc-murder

Hora’s busy trying to get parts he’s broken fixed on warranty

Ah, I see

I’m not sure that what Cupra said is still the case (it did used to be)

Permenant removal link here

Help centre

Good skills or good skillz?

I wasn’t destructive or negative – just amusing

**** me man, they are gopping

A good URL would help

Quite regularly I’ll stop off on the way to ride for a double sausage and egg and a poo.

You’d probably have to link the resulting photo as not safe for work

That’s actually a little disturbing

Yes, that’s right, it’s a Liger

Yes but I’m not telling you what – my ninja edits are still there :evil laugh:

do tubes gradually lose pressure over time

Yes. Some of the air can sneak out, at like a molecular level or something

SWMBO

There’s your problem. Get a ‘She Who Has A Discussion And Comes To An Agreement’

Different potatoes in them, I think they’re different things

Hash Brown

Rosti

Is it the same thing though? Cos they still do a hash brown with a breakfast meal and it’s still called a hash brown there

Both had me gawping at the screen open-mouthed. Great stuff!

I may have dropped a bollock. Anyone with one spare ticket for the Sunday please let me know 😳

Just got 4 for Sunday

Extra date added straight away!

Misery guts. There’s been a few round here tonight. Wooo! Ahhhh!

I’ve never really got in to the Stones. Got a spotify playlist of the best bits now, cheers!

I don’t use any anymore, I can’t stand the distortion – makes me feel like I’m not where I actually am on the bike, and I ride worse because of it.

I’ll probably change my mind again soon though when I get tired of mud in the eyes

Mmmmm, prozac

What about the third? 3 for 2? I would find an otter deal than that

How much for the stoat?

Those calls might not be to upgrade. I had same, turned out they were trying to flog me an iPad (at much cheapness, but with a £30/month data contract!)

What hat for….?

“You won’t be filming me while I put these on”

Boo Alice, boo!

somebody has to translate.

See, that’s where I think I can fit in

Quite, Tiger

Or requirements analysis?

Kind of, on a small scale. I talk to the end user (or commissioning client) and then knock out what they’ve asked for.

All you really are as an IT project manager is a scapegoat – the techies patronise cos you earn more than them in spite of clearly being much less clever, and the business hate you as there is an extra button they have to push on the screen, which is CHANGE and to be reviled.

Sounds great, sign me up! 😉

The recruitment consultant I was chatting to today mentioned technical management and BA (business analysis?) too. BI – business intelligence? Any good online resources for finding out a bit more about what these entail?

I’m in a small dev team so I have managed myself to deliver projects when I’ve been the sole developer working on them. I’m the junior in our team of two though, so no experience of managing others

disabled_hero here. An old housemate set it

Dialled alpine? The 16″ looks pretty small

Cos your tits are big enough to need a bra?