Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too

****. That. You can keep your plates and knives and forks pal

Eh? Soggy paper’s the best bit!

They’re posh down south aren’t they?

Nah mate, not from a pub. It needs to come in paper, innit

I might come over if you are driving up darcy and I see your mirrors

done, but no reply

Oh dear…

Let’s see the pics then

Get your apologies sent by text now, then you can laugh about it at the next party.

Unless you did sleep with your best mates girlfriend, in which case it’s probably best to keep schtum

Someone else will have a better idea than me. £500? No idea really

Yeah

http://www.evanscycles.com/products/specialized/stumpjumper-fsr-comp-2007-mountain-bike-ec014325?style=70134

That’s a 2007 I think

So much anger! WGAF?

Can someone find him some full stops too.

Dude, your website is slllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

Spend some money there first

“He runs backwards down the road for training… he’s been run over twice” 😆

It’ll work even better if you are a lady

Google maps?

Fnarr

There is a technique. It takes hours of hurty fingers and bashed knuckles to get it, but once you have it’ll become easy.

Mash?
Stuffing?
Bread sauce?

Crackers (must have shit jokes in them)

Oh yeah, once when someone else was there (different summer, post-same festival) I managed to get out a ‘uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh’ which attracted their attention and they brought me out of it.

I get it when I’m very tired. This summer, relaxing at home after a festival, I’d nod off on the sofa and then wake up, be able to see but not move a muscle. The panic that I would be awake to feel myself suffocate to death would trigger an adrenaline boost and I’d sit up, gasping for air like Mia Wallace. That happened four times in one day, horrible

Won’t somebody think of the children?!

My Dell was circa £750 instead of a grand – there are good deals to be had! I didn’t even know about quidco though, dammit!

I’ve just emailed it on and got a response of

25% chance of choosing 50%. As there are 2 25% then the answer is b) 50%.

I’m not sure I understand what that means! This could be fun

I went to the pub for lunch

*dozes*

Oh Al, you’re such a big hitter! <3

Pink, natch. It’s the colour of rad

I quite fancy one of these

I struggle with long sentences

What’s new?

The original Danish The Killing was good. I didn’t see the ‘merican one

Been watching Fresh Meat on channel 4, that’s good. Should be able to get it on 4OD. Also Educating Essex, although that’s documentary

I’ll douse ’em in penetrating spray, then heat ’em

❓

I was going to jump in and give you some abuse, but having got to the end of the thread that post ^ sounds about spot on.

I don’t know how you would get any evidence. Maybe go and talk to all parties involved

Have you any recent photos for the masses to compare? You know, where they can see how your current lack of hair would look with it?

So what’s the point in it?

Scandi knits

He’s making it with water from the urinal

Man went fishing, saw a snake, got lost, touched an electric fence or two, got in car and went home.

There’s some free software called ycopy, within which you can specify rules.

So you tell it to copy from the source folder to the destination folder, but only .mp3

http://download.cnet.com/Ycopy/3000-2248_4-10494065.html

I was expecting a crocodile attack.

Disappointed