The maths question they ask you to do always results in a multiple of 9. All the multiples of 9 have the same gift in them. That gift changes each time you play.

A cut-out-and-keep glossary of some of the most frequently uttered on-screen phrases (and, yes, quite a few swearwords among them) to listen out for. Enjoy!

1. Undskyld [??n?sgyl?] – sorry/excuse me

2. Hvor er…? [?v?? ?æ??] – where is/are…

3. For helvede [?fo??? ?h?lv?ð?] – for ****’s sake

4. Jeg har travlt [?j?j ?h?? ?t??w?l – I’m busy

5. Hvad laver du? [?va ?læ?v? ?du] – what are you doing?

6. Tak [?t?g] – thanks

7. Hvordan går det? [v??dan ?g?? ?de] – how’s it going?

8. Fandeme [?fan?m?] – bloody, as in “I’ll bloody show you”

9. Kom ind [?k?m? ?en?] – come in

10. Hvad fanden [?va ?fæ?n] – what the hell

(from here

Is that why you’re called ‘Ladders’?

In trouble again this week

Ha ha! Well you would, wouldn’t you?

If I could give a look over teh interwebs warton, I would

“Booking the day off” would imply it’s being taken as a holiday? In which case, they can do what the flip they like with it

Whether the outside decorations were available in 1988?

Jesus wept

Try installing XP mode in 7 and installing it in that.

I did that with a similar issue… it almost worked

I watch stuff so that I get an email reminding me to place a bid when it’s nearer the end!

What was the result last year then?

Dec 2010

I only got two. I’ve seen 6 of them!

EDIT: Not reach-arounds

In 1988 girls still gave you lurgy if you touched them

I would hope a tv isn’t looking like dying after three years!

or

Indiana Jones, every time dude!

I believe he may be playing Mario Kart

If you’re my partner, why the hell are you opening my present?! I get first go 👿

Loads for you there

EDIT: Oops

It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to **** a doorknob

I got a flash of the blues and two when riding along and told to get off my phone 😆 😳

No idea, I just found it posted up on Google+

Maybe cos it was Fosters before they drank it….

Oh, the new one for the soups – squeeze and stir!

Means beans?

In Britain. Clark.

In America. Clurk

I knew I was right. Ta

No sexiness then?

I WANT TITILLATING DAMMIT!

Do you mean .com or .co.uk?

They’re quite different…

You can call Facetime[/url] to Facetime, or Skype to Skype, but not one to the other

I watched Pan’s Labyrinth last night, it made me feel distinctly uncomfortable. Though I was also quite hungover, it could have equally been that

A lights switch on in the day time. Inspired!

Used them for a year though never had to claim.

My only problem was that at the time I had to go to the post office to tax the car and they wouldn’t accept a printed off insurance cert. Apparently you can get Swift to send you one, I just went to a different post office where the counter lady’s eyes weren’t so hot

ick up a Penguin

What, you’ve never had nouilles maltéaser before?

Ha ha ha, yes!

Walking pace up, mincing pace down

I like the non cycling specific wear TJ!

I only have two band t-shirts, both purchased because what I was wearing had got soaked in sweat down at the front and I needed to change.

After the Cribs I was too drunk to realise I was buying a girls’s size, so that one is out for wearing to work, so it’s this

(or it would be if I’d remembered this morning)