Copy and paste is the easiest way to get a date on them sites especially pof.
Don’t go into detail with your message just keep it short and simple for the first. Especially as you’ll only get one reply to every 5 messages. Most women on them sites are punching way above their weight, wanting tall, dark and rich, they then get used by these guys and end up back on them sites crying saying all blokes are c**** :lol:
copy and paste, just change the names :lol:
Pof is like a cattle market, you’ll deffo get a few jumps out of it! :wink:

Yes immigration is going to knacker the country, and is already having a massive affect where I live and work, I bet the most of you live away from it all in the country side with your big posh houses and cars,and I bet the most of you are employers too…..but it will catch up with you. :-)

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cogitoergosum – Member 
Apologies kids, my choice of the word “serpentine” was ridiculous! I think I just meant steep, techy, and zig-zag(gy). Though I’m a few Black Sheep to the wind right now so who knows.

Is pussywillow an ex pinkbike grom? Chats like it

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Aye up buddie, you need to look above for what the word serp rider is, you’ve got it wrong there mate, a serp track is the opposite of techy I keep telling you! :lol:

matt_outandabout – Member 
What is ‘serp’?

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Great question! :D

A serp is basically short for serpentine and comes from the term serp rider which derives from the smooth serpentine trail in France which every new comer to the sport has been mislead and thinks it’s a typical downhill track and so wear there full body armour, neck braces to fit in with the rest of the serps while riding down it on there brand new hardly used carbon fibre 650b full on dh bike which has been recommended to them by all the magazine’s and marketing out there, the thing is, the serpentine track is more like a gravity fed pump track which gets very boring and predictable after the first berm and would be far more interesting riding down it on a shopping trolley.. I hope this has answered your question Matt. :lol:

Pussy.

Nice video, and good rider, shame about the last bit of trails looking very much serp style tracks though, would have looked better down something a lot more technical and proved more a point than riding trail centre serp tracks. I hope cotic do well as they ain’t being sheep and following the rest, instead they’re going with what they know makes sense, no silly Jay boy 29r wheels or no bs 650 wheels, although like someone says above that unfortunately they’re sooner or later gonna be forced into 650 but much much respect to them for sticking with 26 8)

Ooouch! You **** up there big time! Plus if and when you come to sell it, the second hand price on a five would have been so much better than a crappie white
Anyway it’s bought now so just try and enjoy it :lol:

and also seeing that pic too, holy cow! im guessing thats after a alps trip or something? cannot imagine them getting that hot in the uk, we dont have descents that long that could possibly cause that?!?!

No, it’ll be because either a, riding a tandem with heavy luggage down a long alpine descent in which case even a normal fully steel rotor would have distorted or b, they are basically shit riders mincing down an alpine descent with the brakes on full jam all the way down or c, they work for hope and love slagging better made stuff off :lol:
Tbh I know loads of riders who have ice tech brakes and not had any issues. Hope rotors are prone to bending quite easily I have found out over the years… Just be cautious.

Yep crc a big con, doesn’t even let you go to classic site anymore, also don’t give you the tracking number which they use to.. obvious con, and for that reason I don’t use them anymore. 8)

LoCo – Member
Personal preference isn’t it. They can be made better though if you want more ‘support’

:lol: ………… :lol:

I bet you just love fox forks aye loco? :wink:

Or should I say the customers! :lol:

Have you not heard of water proof shorts?

Mudguards???…… :lol:

Yes, I had this happen to me a few year back…..only it was a hope light. Thing is, I bet this has come from one of the fake solar x2, so please don’t blame it on them all. With how popular and good these lights are the majority of mountain bikers who go night riding will have them, so that’s quite a lot of people with dodgy lights from China that have been selling them for years now, and yours is maybe one of the very few reported? :roll:

GolfChick – Member
I know we’ve all heard the warnings about not leaving the chargers unattended because of the fire risk but never mind leaving it unattended, i shouldnt even plug the bloomin thing in! Just back off our night ride, solarstorm lasted an hourish then died, stumbled home the rest of the route with one light between two. Got home afterwards cleared up etc and decided to plug in the battery to recharge it. It had been plugged in about ten mins maybe, then a house/window shattering bang resonated through the entire house and the charging plug and battery pack launched itself across a room. Within a metre of our dog who is now refusing to leave our side, even lying on hard floors which she NEVER does, because it scared her so much. Threw out the fuses for entire house, has left a nice burn mark on the wall socket and a few smouldering marks on the dog bed that sits right next to plug. I think we’ll pay for a better quality light now as we were fairly disappointed with its performance when it did work on the trail. Much better spread and beam on our MagicShine!

Hmmmm, now I think you may have given the game away with that paragraph! :lol:

Looks shite and dull tbh and my solar x2 is 5000 lumens and over 4 times brighter :D

Thats why he asked for a mud tyre not a rocky tyre. Seems to have worked

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There is plenty of rocks on some very muddy trails, :wink:
Obviously though this was more an cycle cross field descent by the sounds of it, in which case the wet scream paid of nicely :-)

Northwind – Member
If it’s proper muddy then the wetscream on the front IMO. And probably the Mary in the back if it fits- more an intermediate but it’ll do the job.

Out of interest, why the wet scream over muddy Mary up front?
Wet screams are very good in the mud I appreciate but I’d rather have a nice wider volume tyre up front like the muddy Mary especially downhilling and if a rocky track, and the thinner wet scream driving through the mud at the back

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ritchic – Member
Well I haven’t contacted seller yet. But not holding out much hope really. I’ll certainly try though. I was expecting to start this thread an be loads of people having had same problem to be honest

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Errrrrr……….no

ritchic – Member
Sorry if already covered. Out riding tonight. Lights on no problems then when stopped talkin my light went blue then off. Found out it was smoking and basically melted one of the LEDs into the light and stank of electrical burning. Anybody else had this is it new light job or can I replace LED
cheers

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Smells like BS to me…

Doesn’t matter what smart arse answer you come up with…you won’t know for sure till yer dead! 8)

thing is a lot of them are the all the gear no idea brigade. We used to call them

……serps you call them :lol:

Anyway I’d say that quote applies to the 99.9% of folks on here tbh! :wink:

thing is a lot of them are the all the gear no idea brigade. We used to call them

……serps you call them :lol:

Anyway I’d say that quote applies to the 99.9% of folks on here tbh! :wink:

Very good thread :lol:

Good film, and couldn’t have been made without Marks amazing history. RIP fella.

bikeind – Member
Report this clip to the forestry

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**** that bikeman, get it on crimewatch! :lol:

tazzymtb – Member
Awww bless pussy…it’s all over tired. .and trying so hard to troll..big day at jnr school got you all worked up or have you been watching towie?

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Not trolling pal, just find all the replies on here unbelievably funny! :lol:

postierich – Member
Tis sad

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I feel ya pain bro! :lol:

bikeind – Member
Hmmm

[/b]They all seem to be wearing quality apparel so they have a good idea of biking by now but its not something which is good to advertise on the World Wide Web

It looks like a sweet Enduro jacket but not 100% sure as dont stock that brand

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Haha, who’s gonna give a **** what they’re wearing! :lol:

Klunk – Member
I bet my mate is harder than yours!
alrightshame he has mental age of a 5 year old then.

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Yeah the poor lad did loads of drugs, but he’s doing well considering :roll:

nealglover – Member
Pussywillow.

You do realise that putting a smiley at the end of everything you post doesn’t make the shite you have posted any less idiotic ?

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:lol:

nikk – Member
Total brainless twunt.

Serious windup to me, more serious windup to a mate of mine, better not say what he would do about it on a public forum.

I bet my mate is harder than yours! :lol:

Is that one of them new sweet jackets? Nice jacket that mate if you read this! :lol:

Good set a lads, just having a larf init.. :lol:

Don’t be so stupid, get yourself a solar storm x2 jobbie from eBay, £25, I brought two, so much brighter than my hope lights… 8)

dannyh – Member
One for pussywillow.

“He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good”.

In your case I think that applies to spelling and grammar, as well as intent.

Oh, nearly forgot, here’s a disclaimer smiley as it seems that excuses most things……..

Wtf! Keep smoking it dude! :lol:

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR – Member
Sadly, I would imagine Pussyflaps is actually quite a good rider, what with all the bravado posted on here.

I’d actually like to see how good though – so, next time I’m up at Wharncliffe, hopefully you’ll pop along and show me.

BTW, I’m not a fantastic rider, but can hold my own on a DH.

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I’m allwite pal :wink:
But I really coudnt give a shit how good a rider I am or you are tbh :roll:

Wow…the geometry on that bike Northwind all looks…well, just wrong! :?

MarkBrewer – Member
I sat on the bike on top of peatys drop for ages looking down

Loads of people do that…makes them feel powerful! :lol:

RichieBoy – Member
You have been swayed boy!
?? You’ve lost me. My point to you is why get upset over what others choose to buy? Enduro happens to be a handy tag for a certain type of riding/bike. You don’t have to buy one, as i have chosen not to. Your the one who started a thread to moan about it on here. Seems bizarre you care so much about other folks buying choices.

All i’ve tried to point out to you is the bike industry needs to re invent certain things now and again to get more people into the sport or refine bikes for certain types of riding. likewise if we all just kept the bikes we’ve been riding for years maybe the knock on effect would be no advertising revenue, no magazines, no forums.

Theres no need to look down your nose at the people that have been ‘sucked in’ to the 650b/enduro hype, so what? When you bought your first MTB the cross guys/roadies probably thought the same about you!

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Jeeeeez…chill out boy! 8O …….. :lol:

tomasis – Member
dont feed troll then the thread dies. haha damn i made another post.

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You sucker! :lol:

RichieBoy – Member
Well, my enduro bike is a surly crosscheck. It may be a 650b full susser for other folks, but i won’t be getting upset about it.

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You have been swayed boy! :lol: