Very funny vid

I think from now on the first question anyone with a dog should think should be………………..What would Benton do?

Reminds me of the time I spent 45 minutes chasing round after my pointer after he had found a deer leg in the park- he thought he was the dogs nadgers and was not going to let me have any I can tell you!

Blimey- he asked for some good well thought out advice didnt he!!!

New bike ..then hookers everytime 😆

Tbh he’s absolutely fine now and didnt make a noise even when the missus was trying to clean him up- I reckon springers are as hard as nails (or stoopid)

Mortu2k- £2k blimey -I hope you have insurance and wish a speedy recovery to your fella

We are insured so will ‘only’ be £75- kayak not sure if the kids would buy into just getting a new one!

By eck mrmo that looks gruesome- my missus thought it was really funny that I was a bit squeamish while she was parting the flaps of skin- mind you she is a midwife!!

Yep got the full lightshade look going on- I suppose it will be worse as the pointer will still be going out and coming back with tales of ripping kids faces off and everything 😉

Singlespeed has to be the answer- you will also become awesome*

*this may not actually be true

Were you going to fight it or shag it!!

By eck your daughters got big feet!

I came across 2 middle aged women on horses to day whilst walking my 2 dogs and the first woman started woofing at my dog beacause apparently her horse had been attacked by a dog before- the look on my dogs face was priceless at the woman barking at him- he sort of cocked his head yo one side then walked past by steering well clear of her as if to say ..’nutter alert’- obviously the other dog just ran up and bit her face off *

*the last bit might not actually be true!

I think this thread sums up stw well- some say reasonable comments offering support, some take the pi55 and others just think they could get a good deal on his kit!!

Oh and if you pack in dont come creeping back…youll be dead to us 😉

crud catcher 😉

I went from ‘our’ ti456 via a bit of a fs 26er phase to a swift and now have a lynskey pro29er which is velly nice! All ss and going to be rigid for the winter- sicko eh!

Surely Jeff will be in touch about not using his bars as well- may as well go properly oddball!!

The rear wheel looks tiny!!

smuzzy- no it went a year ago- always felt a little too small – sciencofficer had it off me- i think he was trying to sell it recently.

Love your new bike by the way- looks proper bling- Im running an older pro29er at the moment- love it!

❗ 👿

Ive now got the lynskey 29er for ss duties and Tazzy is building up a cotic soul for my gearie lazy boy days (and hopefully it will be a bit of fun in the handling stakes as well) as tazz says different bikes for different riding- its all good

Oi slapp- stop being a girl and come and keep me company at the back!! (no thats not a euphenism!!)

Ive been super slack of late as ive had a virus or something so a nice bimble or three is in order

Ignore tazzy he’s a machine- id be knackered after 2 laps of both!!

Got mine yesterday- xxl just fits fine – Im a 44inch chest- quality feels good

If you can go easy on me as I am still feeling a bit crap- I like cake though!!

THat debate on the NSBC site was so lame- no slanging match, no sandy fannies , no beardist comments- dull dull dull

That dog in the OP has got no skillz- cant even do a tail whip!!

I think youll find Tazzy is already there anyway!!

My kids have gone with friends kids tonight- when asked if it was too early my 11 year old said ‘ the early bird gets the candy’- american lingo aside I quite like that attitiude!

firestarter- youve not seen our cats!!

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Tbh I grabbed the camera and took it from someway in the lounge thinking I would then go a bit closer once I had banked at least one snap- by the time I got to the lounge window to take another she flew off!

Cool- cheers guys!

oops perhaps should have gone on the chat forum I suppose!

That was going well til you ran out of steam at 17 !
Reminds me of kids stories that once they realise they have done the required one page always end with….’and then I woke up’!

With the exception of ‘up the bum’ 😕

Cheers- looks worth a go- just ordered one in xxl 😳

The light output as a second light is not astounding but passable- however I tend to only get it it work 50% of the time which invariable means standing on a dark car park wiggling connections whilst the boys heckle me!!

Happy to send to you to play with as I have given up with it in its current form!

You can then give me a view on what is diable and a cost- let me know if interested

Tbh- I dont think I would get enough use out of one to justify buying one for a grand upwards -but they do look quite a bit of fun and I enjoyed the brief spin on the On one prototype at ssuk.

If people like them and it gets them smiling- its all good for me.

Interested in keefs kona- how much did you put that together for matey?

Mr trout
Sorry if Ive missed it but I have a single Hope Vision- is this upgradeable – plus are you able to change the conection/battery gubbins as I hate the little pin connectors with a passion!!

I love Bathams!!

Van Halen- You really got me

I got the missus to shave me!
Bloke told me i wouldnt get any bruising as it had gone that well- ended up with brusing all down my thigh and in pain for over a week- plums looked mahhoosive though!

I dont get some people on here- if there is a thread for a type of bike or riding/ religious persuasion that doesnt float my boat I just look at another thread instead- fair enough if its a challenging type of post along the lines of asking why people like a bike hold a view etc but some people just seem to want to criticise seemingly quite often without even having tried said bike/riding/ religion etc etc- it makes me a bit sad 🙁