thanks rudeboy.

muppet.

i always thought it was obvious which grips had clamps and which didn’t?

and hopefully they will if justified.

I will be right by Bank Station, as my office is pretty much there.

Pretty much concluded that I won’t use the trains tomorrow as the rail network will be ridiculously easy to disrupt and cause havoc with. And I’ll not be commuting in the Rapha tomorrow either.

depends how old you are. If you’re younger and still want the life of London, I’d suggest moving somewhere like Kingston / Surbiton, with very good rail links going both ways, and easy access to both the A3 and M25.

There’s bugger all to do in guildford otherwise.

I have an iPhone, which I use for all my Internet at work and am typing this on it. Personally, for the sake of battery life I use an iPod too, mainly because I had one. For tunes whilst running and stuff I use this though, as it means I have my phone with me…

well, one of you looks like Lembit Opik, and the other like a fatter, hairier Richard Stilgoe.

Cool is probably not the appropriate word.

xherbivorex many many atime have I woken up with a hangover next to a stunner (ok sometimes next to pigs but hey). So on that basis, long may heavy night continue!

posters don’t count.

Could you punch a hole in the wall?

Rubbish, medium was smallish on me gaz, I liked the large but 12 didn’t sell me one of them

you’d need a large mark. The m would be too small

got the mobile and the broadband – both have been perfectly fine.

pees all over the vodafone contract, reception and customer service i had.

Curried old cock?

Grim

You’re not normal mark. I thought the only thing that f’cked you over was being starved of attention?

Jimmy, you’re only allowed one…

more than 2? Up to you I guess, but you’ll have to wine and dine them yourself, and provide them a goody bag for attending.

That’s not a Jade Goody bag by the way.

it wasn’t me, unless it was the one that was veeted, had bandy legs and dressed provocatively.

I miss you Sandra.

What if there was an ebola pandemic and people started to explode and turn to bleeding jelly bodies in the street?

Frankly, these scumbags are eroding my civil liberty and therefore I will happily kick one or more of them in the bell end

frankly, if I was allowed to carry arms, I’d drop cash out the office window and shoot the human pigeons that picked it up.

These feral muppets should be pushed in the thames before a layer of burning oil is slapped on the top.

Is there such a disease that it’s cool to admit you’ve had it, or got it?

Like when you’re at a family occasion, and you’re chatting to the cousin you actually fancy and would take the risk of social condemnation and genetically disadvantaged kids and you could say “check me out barbara, this year I’ve had xxx, fancy getting jiggy on grannies bed?”

Unconvinced here too – when I bust my shoulder they did all sorts of back stuff and ended up with more grief at a extortionate consultation cost.

The second time I did exactly the same thing, I didn’t bother and it healed far quicker and with less pain than it did with ‘professional’ intervention.

Bet that guy above wouldn’t mess around on aleighs mate

max, I have a headset press…

for the crown race I’ve always fitted them using a bit of plastic pipe from B&Q and just knocked them down with that.

not staggering at all, bullsh1t is closer to the mark.

I’ve worked in a bike shop before (admittedly some years ago) still having mates that do, and generally trade on the major brands (spesh, trek etc) is around 60% of retail, and boutique the margins are tighter as there’s another player (the importer) in the picture.

hope it all gets sorted luther – you know where I’m at, and if you’re around sunday then it’s ride time…

Unless you’ve led an Amish lifestlye and eschewed consumerism in all it’s forms for an indefinite period, then I fail to see how people can cast themselves as non culpable at least to an extent in this. Anyone whose had a job is reliant on the capitalist structure that is prevalent in the uk, which in turn has supported investment globally both inwards and outwards.

The vilification of a single person in this is ridiculous, a simple understanding of company finance and company law should lead you to the conclusion that for the majority of his tenure he was working, in conjunction with a huge number of other strategic decision makers to return money invested at the level which consumers, investors and pension funds expected. That’s us as consumers and pension investors.

That’s what has allowed this country to grow and have a period of unqualified optimism and consumer freedom. It was always going to be finite, but there were enough people who didn’t believe that which has contributed to the sudden decline we’re now in rather than a gradual slowdown. And now the armchair experts come out…

there’s some bloody thick people out there. As per project, it’s all contractual so the guy has done nothing wrong. Sadly there’s a retarded notion prevalent right now looking to blame individuals which is both naive and ill informed.

he was a proper mental case, in fact virtually everyone in the film had more big issues than a homeless

Manic Street Preachers – The Holy Bible
Mansun – Six
Catherine Wheel – Ferment

you were clearly the child that ate your lego

I’m concerned about that guy that shaved his arse – he clearly has a broken starfish.

Indeed, I have my very own chris packham shouting from between my cheeks

i trimmed little ripper to make my pubes appear more luxuriant and manifest.

Do Scottish people deep fry their pubes?

But surely the lubrication thing is only if you have greasy pubes? Dry ones will probably be like sexytime with a scarecrow?

Ah well, best say goodbye to little ripper then…

What’s the deal with ladies as well then, if they’re wearing some of these smaller undergarments that I believe are popular nowadays, surely there’s a requirement not to have don king muscling his way out of them?

An the Germans, is it trendy to like the scorpions, the hoff and a raging thongfro?

Maybe he owns a tanning salon?

Does veet dissolve your willy as well as pubes?

If they were attractive in the 70s I’m glad I’m young, as I can’t imagine going to a bar, sidling up to a sheaf of pubes that were wearing a jumpsuit and trying to look all sexy, offering them a drink and a line such as “my, you’re looking so luxuriant and unrestrained, do you use timotei?”. I presume that would get me a slap from a braided pube limb along with the threat of her boyfriend (commonly known as bumbeard) coming around to beat me up.

Dating must have been difficult in the olden days.