In Mid-wales was talking to a forestry ranger who has found quite a few sheep carcasses up in the canopy of trees 😯 and in South Wales a friend was walking his great dane when it heard something and shot off after it, came running back yelping, ran straight past him and all the way home.
I had a wilkinson sword one, I bought a Merkur 34c (I think? its a stubby little one) the merkur is better, if only because it actually weighs something, no need to pull it down your face, gravity does that.
I was telling a friend of mine about this thread and I got to “you know those dyson airblades?” when he said “haha, yeah. have you ever put your dick in one?” Turns out he has. apparently it feels exactly like it does on your hands. only on your penis.