Well **** me, thankfully it’s 5:23 so an acceptable time to get out of this hell hole of a bed and potter around (without waking the dog, or her son who’s bedroom is downstairs).
£1000 she spent on this mattress, it’s shit, sharing a bed is shit, no sleep is shit!
I’ve been awake since about 1am and I have an 8 year olds birthday party to endure today. This is not going to go well is it?
I guess moving in anytime soon is also off the cards as we would need a 5 bed house to still allow visitors over, we’re never going to be able to afford that.
My house currently doesn’t have a roof on it but I’m sleeping there regardless tonight.
which will probably lead to more 70s sitcoms style rumpy-pumpy anyway.
Humble brag, we’re at it like rabbits, that part of our relationship is very healthy 😉