didnt realise your were a didcotian yeti….. no wonder you shop at waitrose! the tescos there is like a scene from 28days later.

i spend some of my time in wallingford for work :)

just realised though chaps, if we’re doing the keys thing then elfin will be left out :S

give them the bikes they’ve stolen, surely (and i think the police agree) once they’ve got a bike they wont need to steal another one?

and i think its only fair they have their benefits increased as its obvious they’re running low on cash.

:lol:

what a beautiful example of what STW can achieve when we put our minds to it

piercedpervypeterpoddy

than TJs helmet

anyone up for nandos in reading before going to see Ross Noble?

ahhh too late suckers!

xx

one of the best writing on naked boobs photo i ever got sent in the band was from a girl who had written “I (heart) NC” on her boob… but used her nipple piercing for the “i” bit

didnt get forwarded to the rest of the band ;)

impressive use of boats there pook!!!

large boobies, but…

as you walk in:

“when does the real teacher get here love?”

keep nudging the people around you saying “good job the little lady doesnt get put on one of these courses, dont want ‘er getting any ideas now!”

TJ – i know they can ask (in most cases) but the assumption is still there in many care settings, examples from my personal experience:

long term care for elderly mental health clients the kind who celebrate 50 years of being an inpatient – ex big institutions) – male patients being told to shut up and stop moaning whilst being bathed by female care assistants.

learning disabilities home in the community – not able to ask… dont get the option… again assumed that they’d be fine with a women, despite a couple of them showing clear behaviour that would suggest being uncomfortable around females but not men when it cam to personal care.

:( sad, but still happens!

feed em to the pigs ‘arold

the one ive always wanted to ask:

“how come female care staff are allowed to bath male patients, but male staff arent allowed to bath female patients? isnt it wrong to assume men are comfortable with someone of the opposite sex seeing them in such a vulnerable position and the outdated attitude of women being safer is actually wrong as proven by the recent press surrounding female abusers/paedophiles etc?”

do you need some orange juice to clear your head torm? it clearly is the wrong century for disco-balls

“how come there isn’t a *insert skin colour* teacher teaching us this course? or at least one as your sidekick to balance things out and make it equal?”

“do you think women should be employed to do mens jobs?”

you could have some real fun with this one

haha genius

+10 internetz for you sir

cat deely
denise van outen
heather graham
caprice?
cameron diaz?

(trying to think of hot blondes from my youth)

minds gone blank, cant think of a party scenario or find images that would suggest you creeping over the castle wall not wearing a helmet

isla fisher i’d hope

natalie portman i’d hope

I really shouldn’t be reading this thread today…I’m waiting for a bike to be delivered and according to the parcelforce tracking thing on the website it was loaded thrown onto a delivery van at 0755 this morning…

sorry, had to be done, hope it wasnt expensive! :lol: 8O

*wait for elfin to roll in and tell us we’ve offended someone or set back the womens movement by 100years or something boring*

elfin, if you’re reading this.. please tell me you appreciate the beauty of boobs?

think i’m pretty lucky where i live at the moment, the only negatives are:

1) the family over the road.. 8 kids, broken old v8 landrover the mum drives about loudly in the middle of the night to drop drugs off at her local family houses to be sold. the only house in the cul de sac that makes it look remotely scruffy.

2) my OH’s constant parking battle with the ladies next door, they wont speak to each other which is highly amusing, some weird woman battle for superiority thing.

other than that its full of 2 or 3 bedroom houses with young families and couples. nobody really chats to each other much, but i think its just peachy as it is, peaceful, quiet and pretty safe :)

nipple is a great word

i f**king love boobs.

cos the’re all fat and need lighter bikes?

sputnik… this is STW

we reserve the right to take your innocent question and twist it to mean you hate everything about everyone who responded mothers. you have offended us deeply and we might even consider getting TJ or elfin in to throw some links to double-blind studies at you proving you’re wrong to be curious.

never wore helmets!

spent some time with a girl who had one nipple pierced vertically and the other horizontally…. i have to admit it did look like some had turned one boob up louder than the other.

all in all the most surreal thing was we went back to hers and it turned out she was staying at her ex’s and he let us use his room.

can we all just take a minute to appreciate mentally what we’re discussing…..

mmmmmmm boobs

war, huh, what is it good for?

this bbc article from 2 years ago needs to be discussed, i’m hoping someone comments in an amusing way so i can feel like i’ve contributed to the humour.

my political ideas are better than yours, lets fight.

show me photos of hot athletic women i’ll never have a chance with

its only ‘cos it appeared to be traditional where i grew up to predetermine your childs life with names such as “dazza” .. so any name with a “z” in it must spark a chav image in my subconcious.

ummmm i’m not sure i want to see, i might cry.

dont complain until you’ve tried one (a fine young lady with exotic piercings)

if you’ve tried one and didnt like… send her to me

cheer up hora…. you’re bringing this thread down maaaannnnn

you’re not a girl… or are you? oh my god i think my brain might explode.

unless you’ve got a vaginis? 8O

EDIT – you edited whilst i was typing. this displeases me. back in your basket.

sam…..

i dont like it. i prefer yeti.

my *insert body part” has fallen off… should i seek professional help or waste time waiting on STW incase someone claiming to be an expert comes along?

are the adverts checking my browsing history, i keep seeing adverts for tai brides….?

why cant i loose weight/tell me your cake recipies

what do you pack when you ride?

we had a drunk postman for about 3 years at work… would spend about 15 minutes walking in weird directions across the carpark, then spend 5 minutes working out which things to push through the door. not fantastic when half our post is confidential stuff about patients as half the post seemed to be delivered to the wrong houses down the road!

was kinda funny to watch him change direction 50 times in the 20meters of carpark haha

bad welding…. BSO?

@TSY: what do your family call you?