we’re all doooomed!

unlucky buddy :( just dont give up for 15 years like i did!

get yourself and the bike professionally checked out +1

it’s a firm yes/no/maybe… Purely just coming up with ideas at the moment, see if it was in any way feasible, but also just for a bit of fun…

cool :) good idea if you ask me, wish i could be more help with thinking of products but unfortunately i’m still new to MTB and the only products im aware of are what LBS/crc/wiggle/STW tell me about.

looking above there appears to be a market in importing american foodstuffs that isn’t just the normal “american sweets” you see on the odd high street maybe?

anyway, can you get natalie portman for me please?

thank you verses!!

a) unless some people have near non-existent danglies i fail to see how it couldnt get in the way?!

and

b) why on earth would you wipe towards your nuts?

the only reason i cant answer this properly is ‘cos I’ve never bought anything from the US to know what they’ve got that we dont….

would i be correct in guessing this question is being asked with more motivation than “purely thinking outside of the box”? you seem pretty intent on answers… almost like a business idea depended on it?

dental hygiene

i’m not being funny or nuffink but… whether you ride clipped in or flats or spuds or gaffa taped to the pedals, if you dont enjoy sticking your legs out to the sides and rolling down a hill shouting “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” then you shouldnt be allowed to own a bike.

legal fact.

8O

this is what “the day after tomorrow” warned us about…. time to stock up on penicillin, canned food, dennis quaids and mathletes!

i’ve been cold, i’ve been very cold, cold enough for the family jewels to shrink but never have they disappeared up inside of me 8O

genuinely sounds like the most horrific thing in the world… how do they fit? where’s the hole they go into?!

perhaps i’m just lucky i’m a warm person with lots of blood or summin?

what a waste ;)

never happened to me before :S but a lot of guys mention it like its normal?

i’d be freaking out if they disappeared!

seeing as STW is mainly older men, can we start a basic poll of if its happened to them/normal?

if i’m weird for it not having happened… then i’m glad i’m weird.

take the awesomeness as a compliment buddy :)

unlucky with the weather! any good waves though?

ALL cyclists who use the roads are the same buddy, some of ’em dont even wear helmets! rumours are their leader is called randomJeremy or tandemderemy or summin?

only ever ridden flat…. might consider those plastic cage things that you ram your toes in, but only if i were to invest in a bike that warranted such advance technology!

what ever happened to the extreme fun that is rolling down a hill with your legs sticking as far out in front of you and to the side as possible shouting “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”?!

Apparently, hence your contributions to this thread + the other one you started about the royals

well pointed out, the other one was started for a chuckle, hoping it’d get a reaction and make some people spit out their porridge in disgust :) but then again if the subject of the day was football (which again i know nothing/care very little about) i’d probably do the same.

Apparently, hence your contributions to this thread + the other one you started about the royals

well pointed out, the other one was started for a chuckle, hoping it’d get a reaction and make some people spit out their porridge in disgust :) but then again if the subject of the day was football (which again i know nothing/care very little about) i’d probably do the same.

yeah he went from uni into special effects for a few years whilst doing his architecture qualifications, he:

designed the background for the clangers

worked on the special effects for the original rollerball film, mainly the big tv screens (him and a buddy came up with the idea of using rear projection to make it look like they had giant tv’s)

and off the back of his experience with rollerball screens he went on to design the massive video screen for that pink floyd concert with all the lazers (the giant circular one)

its not a win though cougar, i cant win through someone elses experiences…. i think RV’s handjob from edwina curry has to be the winner?!

up until last night i avoided this thread ‘cos i cant stand the royals personally, but something i caught on the news before bed made me chuckle last night….. instead of her saying “i’m looking forward to spending the rest of my life with wil” she said “i’m looking forward to spending some more time with wil”! (or something along those lines.. it was lst night and i’m not looking online for an exact quote at this time of the morning)

and the bbc commentary said something along the lines of “a ring that symbolises his mothers death and a failed marriage”!

oh lordy how i chuckled, how i chuckled.

oh yeah, and david cameron standing outside number 10 grinning away like someone had just ticked his nutsack… (again, not an exact quote) “when we were told the news everyone around the table let out a Huzzah! and we had to stop torturing the poor with our hunting dogs to cheer with ample toryness”

other than that mentioned above which made me chuckle, i’m hoping all this will have as little effect on me as possible as i really dont give a ****

elfin buddy…. you need help, or a hug, or a hell of a lot of meds.

my dad designed the background for the clangers!

kicking it oldschoooooool

delete system_32 …… thats whats causing the screen problems**

:twisted:

(**dont, please dont… )

ahhh, i thought aldershot ‘cos of the car tax thread.

want to visit aldershot and film it for us on STW? y’know like people request when STWers go to try dropping off their first curb?

you’re staying in aldershot… it wont be the chicken that kills you that’s for sure!!!

i was born there, it took chuck norris riding on the back of bruce willis brandishing a bazooka made from the bones of clint eastwood to get me out safely.

good luck 8O

beef mince? that not manly enough… i serve mine in kitten skulls with ground up t-rex bones!

some violent NOMing going on here. where do i sign up?

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!me loves piggymeat, its the biggest thing i miss with my new change of diet… :(

ahhh yes….. chillyphalangeitis

as TSY says…. you’ll need to remove your testicles.

after cutting off your balls, dunk your fingers and footfingers into a bucket of marmite.. the b-vitamins do wonders.

philconsequence = phil con sequence

thats the best i can do at the moment, please feel free to do better!

hey mr MC :) stop tempting me into new bikey goodness…. only bought my first hardtail/bike a few months ago!

glad you’re doing better and the stretching etc helped :)

TJ in false statement shocker!
8O

right, seeing as you’re just being difficult now TSY i’m not letting you join in on find the phone fridays.

<simpsons voice>Hi Dr Nick!</simpsons voice>

cheers buddy :)

nope, i’m thinking wig, make-up, pink t-shirt with fake boobs underneath, running shorts, shaved legs, girls trainers. pink fluffy wand also as that seems to be a “required item” judging by the pics in the local newspapers every year.

i tried to shake jeremy beadles bad hand at a charity craft sale… i genuinely didnt realise he had a bad hand and was quite offended he didnt take part in my politely offered handshake!

he hid it so well on YBF!

i’ll sponsor you to enter a 5km waddle dressed as a woman…. has to be filmed and then shown all over the internet how disgusting it is that you were chucked out for trying to raise money for charity.

mick one of the guitarists from slipknot entered into a staring competition with me at reading festival, i lost because i got kicked in the skull by someone moshing next to me.

the bassist from 100reasons gave me a bottle of bulgarian absinthe as a birthday present and a big woolly hat when we were working together :)

torm.. your list is almost as good as my encounter with timmy mallet.

we should combine forces somehow…. i’m not sure how… but if my memory serves me correctly you dont live too far away and i dont know who peter crouch is either. so surely by the power of greyskull somethings gotta work out?!

haha you’re old.

that is all :) x

timmy mallet hit me on the head with his mallet

sue pollard came back to our house after opening a shopping centre my dad designed.

bob geldof thought he recognised me at a bbq, he was mistaken and very annoying.

bruce grobalar used to have a kid at the same infants school as me, he hung around the playground.

jet from gladiators lived about 4 roads away from me.

done lots of stuff with various musicians but they’re all from bands that you oldies wouldn’t appreciate, but 16 years olds on facebook would cream over.

martin clunes is a regular at the market in the town where my mum now lives, hes a nice chap and has some very cute dogs.

i grew up with a kid who murdered someone in aldershot and cut up the body leaving it behind a bin… apparently he used to scratch me until i cried as a baby :S

met/worked with a few of the famous names who have been through broadmoor and other psychiatric services.

and maybe one day… i’ll let some of you meet me, then all this talk of “celebs” will be worthless as you’ll have been able to bask in my glory.

jsut had a chance to take a look at the AStretch link SBZ… cheers buddy :) will have a proper read tonight of that too!

i think i should suggest my manager organises a sponsored silence for head office, even if he sponsored each person he’d make so much more cos the women would actually get some work done.