All done. Tried and convicted, medicine (mango juice with some salt and tabasco) taken, covered in galley slops, kissed the kipper and Queen Neptune’s feet, tricked in to believing their hair was shaved off and dunked in the pool. Good laugh, not too dissimilar to the photo’s up there ^^^
No pic’s I’m afraid, dangerous cargo and all that.
Finally decided to open with a plagiarised text before the fun began
King Neptune, I, Lord of the sea,
Welcome you all who ‘ere you be,
I am the Lord of the oceans wide,
Lord of the rivers, Lord of the tide
My laws are strict, but do not fear,
If you will only persevere,
To keep the freedom of the seas,
As recognised by our degrees,
Here is the barber, the prosecutor, the bath,
They are the only certain path,
For all who wish to cross The Line,
And be enrolled as sons and daughters of mine,
I order then as we command,
Before us let each tadpole stand,
Who has their freedom yet to win,
Enough…. my trusty men, begin.