Enduro fork seals from betd?

We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber.

Wait, what?

AKA looking at tractors 😁

Given the temperature he’ll be sitting in the garden, No Jacket Required.

Seriously though, if he’s DUI dob him in to the cops.

Is this him?

Probably.
The chain length on the new bike should be optimised for the smaller chain ring.
If it’s a full sus and you don’t fit a longer chain you’ll run the risk of knackering your mech if you don’t check the chain growth under compression.

I believe you need a punk rock electric guitar and live in the suburbs to annoy your neighbours 🤔

Perhaps this should be moved to the members fourum?

Chum said it’s stored at the station too currentl.

Hope he’s told someone it’s there and not just stashed it in a corner, it would be terrible if the roof was cut off in a training session 😁

They do clickfast bib liners though

The poppers on the bib liners are vertical so they’re only attached to the outer shorts by 2 poppers.
This isn’t handy when they unpop half way down an enduro stage and your baggies move down to your knees😳

As my body shape is “weeble”, braces are the best option for keeping my shorts up (or a diet).

As ewe were😊

We wouldn’t have Glentress if it wasn’t for the Foot n Mouth outbreak

The built trails at Glentress existed before the foot & mouth of 2001. Albeit not as developed as they are now.

I long for the day that we day we discover evidence of life on Mars. Just a fossil bacterium or anything really. Just to p1$$ the creationist halfwit off.

But the creationist half wit will just say “it’s a test of faith put there by God”.

the “option” to go out of state all depends on the power, wealth and control of each woman.

When the likes of Texas right to life set up websites to grass up women suspected of having an abortion the “option” becomes even more limited.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/sep/07/texas-abortion-whistleblower-website-forced-offline

It makes it seem like you’ve ridden further.
It’s in “the rules”
But most important of all it annoys my europhobe parents.

No swearing!
That would be me **** then😁

The Bretheren local to me are the preachy everything you do is sin type.
I wouldn’t give them the steam off my pish.

I’m surprised my garage floor isnt like walking on marbles with the amount of bearings, springs, tiny screws it’s magically swallowed & hidden over the years.

You’re safe because as soon as the ball bearing or spring hits the floor it dissappears under the nearest heavy object😁

Have you tried https://www.endsleigh.co.uk/

Didn’t they have a reputation for snapping?

Watching with interest as I’m sat with a torn acl & miniscal cartilage.
Orthopaedic surgeon appointment is at the end of July.

Should be fine.
Make sure you clean the area first or the new velcro will just slide off the sweat residue on the polystyrene.

Bilateral spiral fracture of the 5th metatarsal doing star jumps.

You know you’ve done something unusual/interesting/stupid when all the staff in A&E are crowded round the monitor pointing at the the x ray.
6 weeks in a pair of moon boots was a challenge.

Safety data sheets are here;
https://www.notubes.com/support-center/tech-docs

PM 600?

The size of that tube means I’ll probably be able to leave it to someone in my will!

You won’t get much in the back of a bipper.
We had fiat fiorino at work and it wasn’t exactly spacious in the back.

Duty Fraud how can you tell? – No I cannot confirm, but seeing as the loads were coming out of a Tarmac quarry, I doubt they were fuelling the tractors with normal diesel rather than red

As of 1st April quarries lost access to red diesel so its unlikely they will be fueling the tractors with it.

Working in a student union my top 3 causes of a blocked toilet that required going “hands on” are:
3. A can of beans wedged in the bowl
2. A smashed pint glass wedged in U-bend
1. An IPhone that had got round the bend and wedged in the next bend in the drain.

Double post.

You could but you risk a shit blowback💩

Do you have a mop?

If you do take the mop, put it in a bin bag.
Use it as a plunger.
As you remove the lot from the bog turn the bin bag inside out to catch any nasties.

This.

I wouldn’t be buying a repainted old bike. I’d assume it was cracked.

Orange will repaint it but I’d leave that up to the new owner.

A brand new Combine harvester😁

I suspect who ever it is, they will probably quite enjoy a meeting with the Chief Whip!

They aren’t regulated, You can buy them easily online although availability has been sketchy recently.
The one we have at work has a 5 year shelf life and uses off the shelf lithium batteries.
It regularly self tests and shows a green tick if all is good. It just hangs on the wall ready for use.
I give it a visual check each morning as I walk into work.

I couldn’t imagine buying a second hand one. I’m not sure I’d want to rely on one “bought from some bloke in the pub”.

People with a bang and crackle map on their 1 litre shitebox car.
One day I’ll snap and there’ll be a murdurrrr😠

I don’t think GXP is compatible with anything other than itself so you’ll need to factor in a new bb if your going for something different.

EDIT: A tow bar is a great bumper protector.

That’s what I’ve got. Thud = close enough 😁

Not boost.
Rear 142 x 12
Front 100 x 12

DMR deathstick.

I’m doing it.
No clue on the trail they’ll use but there 3 uplifted tracks and 2 seeding runs and a race run😁

Information email has just landed.

A haggis😁

You lot beat me to it😁