Can I have his membership? I’ve always wanted to be Scotlandish
Ye’ll need to pass a test first.
Q1. What is the correct generic term for Fizzy carbonated soft drinks of any flavour ?
a. “fizzy pop”
b. “you know, like lemonade and coke and that?”
c. “ginger”
Q2. What do you call the empty glass bottle which can be returned to the retailer for the return of a 20p cash deposit?
a. “a Gingie”
b. ” a Hector”
c. ” a Gless Cheque”
d. ” a Rammy”
Q3. What is the correct term to use when requesting a small sample of your friends beverage?
“C’moan mate, Gie’s a …..
a. Swally
b. Spilly
c. Slug
Q4. World’s best Ginger ?
a. Irn-Bru
b. Ba-Bru
c. Boatle a’ Bru
If you answered anything but c. for Q1 you’re bombed out.
All answers to Q2 ,Q3 and Q4 are acceptable…….’Mon in