failed on a few, but have a huge penis to make up for it

IRONING anything?!

VW if you are over 50, Honda if you are over 80

Work up to 150 miles a week ad do 2 70+ rides. That saw me round a 108 mile lakes route in good time last summer

Realman = Conman

Gottle ‘o geer, gottle ‘o geer,

Gets biscuits (hides them from OP’s wife)

I thought this thread was going to be about the internet disease

I think its ironic that the professions that could benefit most from empathising with the customer are the ones that are least likely to display that trait.

Its all too common to hear on here from NHS staff, we have done or job, it was for free, you should be grateful for being alive, you are just a number and I am a hero…

Rubberneck

It’s a couple of hundred quid on a 7 year old car, doesn’t sound like unreasonable wear and tear. Maybe that’s why the chap is not phased

ChrisE, you are giving the no campaign the image that it is run by swivel eyed nimbys. Are you retired and have too much time on your hands?

Cannondale every time. Long rocky descents will be hell on that giant

There seems to have been an exponential increase in bull terrier type dogs where I live. I crap myself when they are off the lead in the park and I am there with our twins (3). Would be happy for them all to be destroyed.

Charver

Having a McDonalds is like having a ****. And you can’t beat a ****.

Ice and elevation increases bloodflow.

may as well indulge in a 5 hour ****-a-thon

the fags won’t pay for themselves.

No way to talk about your housemates

Great line up of music on bbc4 tonight

I phone does the best resolution porn and the screen wipes clean

That’s the biggest hardon Colin has ever had.

Promised little, delivered less. Don’t give up the day job.

It is AWESOME here

I really dislike the people who buy big cars for flat counties or city driving

Nob

4X4s are really handy for parking by touch, mounting curbs on the central reservation to change direction, and deal with big pot holes. I’d say they are right at home in a city.

Most people who live in the country could make do with a Nissan Micra, thin tyres at home in the snow and mud.

Could be the fact that it’s a sh** car?

The biggest stadium band in the world, R.. E…

O Speedwaggon

First Direct, great service, simple products, cheap mortgage interest

🙂

Making my way through this lot

I guess so

There will be little public support for this strike, when lots have reduced pay and are losing their jobs this just smacks of selfishness.

Pay a professional

No present, take for a meal and maybe you get something in return… sex

Thanks all, useful info thanks. Its a cremation ivnickkate

Druidh – condolences, and thanks for sharing.

Back Roller Plus:

http://www.spacycles.co.uk/products.php?plid=m2b4s74p97

Best price I could find, great panniers

Mincers

I like it, its a marmite one though.

Saw the play in the west end and that was great too

My kids have thrived without breast feeding, my wife struggled as it was twins. They have more developed speech than their peers and I've not noticed any higher propencity to get illness.

Molgrips, you do sound a bit evangelical

I have left our 21 month old twins with their grandparents twice overnight. The first time was at 15 months and it was too early, they missed us and we missed them. 2nd time, a few weeks ago was better. No way I'd do a week though.

Might have made a difference if they had been in childcare.

If you want my advice, leave it for a year or 2 until the grandparents have something constructive to offer the child.

I do it through neccessity, having broken a wheel with a hope hub in I felt I had no choice but to try and fix it myself