Out of all the possible sweets, you chose **** licorice?

The search box on the start menu in W7 – it’s worth it just for that. Windows key, start typing the name of what you want, hit enter. I bloody love it. Hardly ever have to go looking through a list in ‘All Programs’ anymore.

Something that didn’t smell, break down constantly or that cost more than about £50 would have done 😥

Is the computer tucked away in a corner of the room? There’s probably no wireless signal back there

No, not fixed, I’ll need some gears (at least to start with)

Woah Mama! They ain’t cheap, for sure

Does anyone make these? CBA doing it myself 🙂

I think what I want is more like an east end sisters jeans bike with flat bars and gears. What’s that?

“Boils my piss” – WTF? You’re totally so, like, a bunch of bill payers

We’ve got fibre from PlusNet, its rapid… they are owned by BT though

This is the wrongest thread on STW ever. I’m moved to alert the mods.

Got some skillz though…

slinky

How much does it cost in aviation fuel to fly a Tornado on a 3000 mile round trip?

£260,000 cost of a flight, apparently

Sweet waffles or Birds Eye Potato?

I wrote an app for Widnows Phone (http://www.doofa-app.com) It’s sold ‘some’..

Looking for an idea for an android app. Email me [myusername] at hotmail.com if you’re serious.

Cheers

Fat chance of me keeping a count of how many people I saw at a festival!

I’ve got pictures of Houns, Pook and Hora 🙁

F11 on startup innit? If it is broke, there’s a method of repairing it which I have used with success. The name eludes me right now but if you want it I’ll do some searching

EDIT: Found it

Don’t go to the arena STR – it’s at Don Valley Bowl!

It might be a bit far but you could do laps of Chesterfield market square of an evening

For once, I think I know exactly what a **** **** is

Usually accompanied by a rhythmic squelchy, sucky, clicky noise made by sucking your lower lip over your bottom teeth whilst pushing ones chin out in a belm-like fashion?

Precisely!

We used to belm, but never knew it as such. I’m 29 and by the time I went through school the word ‘belm’ had evolved in to a sound that I don’t think I can spell

Flid was still around in the 80s as people with the resultant disabilities caused by the drug would have been in their 20s and 30s, I would have thought

Our variation on chinny reckon was ‘chinny bill’

I suspect he was referring to her choones

mmmmm, bombay mix

my children

I was told going behind the neck with lat/v pulldowns was a bad idea

</notaproffesionalblog>

Win 7: Control panel -> Display -> Change Display Settings gets you to here:

Then set ’em up how you want. Easy. No idea about a mac though I’ve heard it should just work 😉

EDIT: Sorry, I’ve realised what you are getting at.

do you get a kind of default desktop of say 3800×1050 or whatever, and you just drag your windows around?

Yes, exactly.

Yeah I got a dicking for having the audacity to be the fourth person to post it up some time last week…

Love the dog obstacle!

I don’t doubt the intention is honourable but it’s ended up looking like a promotion. Promotions off the back of disasters don’t look good.

Sharki – genius. Samurai – even more so. Friend of mine is due in September 😀

stupid f***ing b****

Me too! For 7 and half weeks 😯

I want surround for Jeremy’s voice on Universally Challege and the sound of John Torode eating. I may enter

How the f’ do you pull in supermarket?!

No seriously, how do you pull in Tesco?

This guy amuses.

Plus, dirty wasing up water = water + (old) food (and a bit of fairy)
Can’t be that bad for you

Had you already cooked them? Rinse, under the grill, sorted. You will have to eat all 16 though