Smoking is the most disgusting thing in the world

I saw 'one man one jar' yesterday. I think if you did you might change your mind

So you want smokers to use the cold, wet, shitty garden outside the pub and as soon as it's nice out you want it back?

Tough titties

Forfar 5, East Fife 4 seems harder to say …

and was the actual score…

Grrrrr

For decades I worked long hours, often without notice, through the night and at weekends, foregoing a large proportion of my private life… I gained very little from this other than the confidence that I could "work like a dog" if needed to.

Which really then begs the question of "why?"

How does that differ from a scotch egg?

For what? Selling you a kitchen or drinking before 11?

Can they get hold of Orange or Marin? Crush or Rocky Ridge?

Processed pig between processed grain and lycra between arse and baggies

where they fly the rainbow flags…

I've got forensics. They're light and they fit well and have minimum padding.

I do however get little blisters/calluses at the base of my middle and ring fingers when wearing these gloves that I've never had with any others.

It got better toward the end but yeah, I was tempted to give up after about 45 minutes

It's his tea towel. Wipes his hands on it. Most chefs have them tucked in to their apron strings but Marco's a bit 'wacky'

guest

Oh yeah?

Starship, I think you need to un-learn how to post pictures 😕

I had exactly the same issue, though I was on the Sheffield side.

We compromised and moved to Glossop. We both had hour and a half commutes by car. We both got home late and tired. Glossop's a dump. We split after 6 months.

Do yourselves a favour and choose either Sheffield or Manchester. From the way you've described it, providing you work in central Manchester, go for Sheffield and train it over. It takes 50 minutes on the train. Plus the riding is better from Sheff

One's for 'blokes' and t'other for the laydees innit

There's geekery. And then there's this

I thought it was the top tube that was bent on those. Did you get a shonky one?

Keeley

Well, I really enjoyed that – err I mean I was super stoked!

Doesn't New Zealand look a lot like the Peak?

Did anyone see Keeley this morning? She was looking fiiiiiiiiiine. It's also her birthday today.

Happy birthday Keeley!

Gymnastics innit?

Print screen

Reading fail

JCB is what you want

If it makes you feel better, all our friends have range cookers but we can't get one to fit so I do feel your pain.

Oh the humanity! Won't someone think of the children?!!!?!

I wonder if they highlight 'Wetwang' when she's presenting on purpose?

Mate, Look North wins this one hands down. Keeley Donovan brightens up my mornings. She's gorgeous

Where has she been all my life?

MITTS OFF!

Mate, Look North wins this one hands down. Keeley Donovan brightens up my mornings. She's gorgeous

She still hasn't accepted my friend request on facebook though

I used to fix thepodge off here's computer, before I knew he was thepodge

I still think there'll be a minority Con government

Tak!

I've had XT and Deore and I'd say the performance is fairly similar. I just wish the Deores had a proper bolt and not a ****tting split pin

I just meant you wouldn't need to set up an account…

But then thinking about it, it's not a website so I'm talking out of my arse anyway! 😛

Canadian Proxy would be quicker and free

Did he remove the tree or leave it sitting on your lawn?

I think they should have elections on a friday in the future so we can all get involved

Died on it's arse a few weeks ago, n'est pas?

Oi, Druidh! This isn't Zimbabwe!

Disappointed by the misleading thread title