Do you need to 'survive' here? Maybe tell them to take it less seriously than you do. It's the interwebs, not 'Nam

I'm still in the office 🙁

I should be on the way but fior **** CLIENTS **** TWATWITTEERY. IF W£E SAY FOR THREE DSYS A YEAR WE CAN'T **** SUPPORT SOMETHING THEN DON@T TRY DUCKING INSTALLING IT THAT DAY!!!!

what sort of physio work leads to contamination?

The really good sort

I got slated for starting a 'what tyre pressures' thread on the old forum. Gets!! 😡

I have the pipe/reservoir setup also. Was it a hot water tank?! Could have been painful!

mackerel

Full of fat innit?

Why do you have a 60 gallon tank of water in your house?

Umbrella? No need

8)

Heading down overnight on Tuesday.

CAN

NOT

WAIT

I think you saw right SR. Goal should have stood.

USA! USA! USA!

Gecko – do you film your commute?

Ah, binners, I know that one well. The minute I touch the barbie the heavens open, often with lightning and floods. I let other people do it now and drink instead

So not 12 then? 18, which is more than legal.

Stand down, paedo alert cancelled.

PAEDO ALERT! PAEDO ALERT! PAEDO ALERT! PAEDO ALERT! PAEDO ALERT! PAEDO ALERT!

No, I think she's 26 dude. Funny looking 12 year olds round your way?

The apostrophe is used to indicate the omission of one or more letters. It works for all of your other examples but not B'rum – as others have said, that'd be B'ham. I didn't know about Brummagem, interesting.

A hat-full from Crouch, Rooney and one from midfield

DW

Do many of the German nationals actually play in the German league?

All of them 😉

I was about to say 'yeah, but how many Germans actually play in the Bundesliga?'

Well, it appears to be all of them!

http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/teams/team=43948/squadlist.html

85% of web content

What?

Well well

Maybe different Señoritas.

On another point – MORE COWBELL!

I'd comfort that distraught Señorita in the crowd

I think you may will die

scrambled egg? make it soft so it's nice and easy to eat

insurance4carhire.com (no e) seems to insure your insurance excess for £4.75 a day, which isn't what I'm looking for (unless I'm missing something?)

I want to insure another driver to driver my car for a day. Like being a named driver on the policy, but for a day.

Jeremy – not a real site?

I really don't want to blag this one, but thanks all the same!

Could you postpone 1 month?

You're doing something that weekend!

we've never got that far in our "conversations".

Maybe if you'd let them speak the first time, they wouldn't have rung you back twice.

Nelson laughs at all of you

He's right. I do it often

Diana's dead?!

No, it's a standard DN6 456

I'll have a play about with it. Are BB shells different sizes? It wasn't a Shimano one that came off

Actually, there may be a spacer on the NDS also.

Do you get different sized spacers?

Free Nelson Mandela

Ah, wet saturdays at Sheffield McDonalds. Makes me go all misty eyed

Grum – did it wear through your trou sat on the back wheel like that? 😯