Cool. VAT registered – would I want to do this?

Zukemonster – does any of that affect your PAYE tax code? (I'd rather the two were kept seperate)

I was rooting for Foals but quite happy The xx got it

"Comes up" in reference to the size of a pair of shorts, which is all over this forum. Said shorts not been down Sankey's on a Saturday night getting twatted

You been interviewing footballers?

Ooh, ooh, can I be smug about my choice of phone? Yeah?

What you need is HTC – Advanced Task Killer and they're gone

Tent
Wet wipes
Alcohol (or just use the bars if you can afford to)

That's the essentials. Have a good one, although I've never been I hear really good things about Bestival

does it include porn?

Yes

Kevevs – this your mate?

Guys, get a room!

iPlayer streaming (watching it as it comes rather than waiting for a download to finish) either was, or is now, peer-to-peer. Which means you'll upload just as much as you download.

Ignore me, that's bollocks. This is what I half remembered:

One of the key features of the original iPlayer download service was the use of peer-to-peer technology to enable the distribution of large video files (i.e. TV programmes) to scale effectively.

The tats in Quirrel's pictures are moot – without them it would still be

1) Yes

2) No

I started wearing shinnies a couple of years ago after getting torn to bits with v12s. I've recently stopped wearing them and my shins are fine, so I guess as you get better you'll stop doing it quite so much

Majorca? Bit…. chavvy, isn't it?

Cloakroom at Sankeys?

New batteries available off ebay. Be careful not to crack the screen when your changing it, as you'll have to then buy a new one of those too

I bin Southampton but I never bin to Scunthorpe

So advertising then. Thanks, I don't know why he didn't just say that…

The one thing I don't understand out of this whole ten pages, is what the professional communications industry is. Can someone enlighten me?

'Massif' is quite correct

Wait for it to turn up and ride it?

£1.17 a gallon

Where?!

How on terms are you with the client now binners?
You could always ask them nicely to look in their raw website visitors log, which will have the IP of the person who filled in the webform.
STW mods might be nice, and have a word with the person with the matching IP on STW.

He's hardly in the position to be asking favours is he?

Sheffield peeps all knowing someone who worked on it then 😉

That's a bit of a wounder… but you were slagging the design in a public domain. What did you think was going to happen?

So is he going to tell you when you guess if he's sworn to secrecy?!

Your first E.

If you want to do the arse off, as I'm presently single I can be the impartial adjudicator. Mail in profile for pics

Nah. More like a series of the film. Same cast pretty much, same director.

Should be good

Where do you save everything? Is it in My Music/Documents/Pictures? If so they are probably located on your C drive and it would be an idea to move them to D before Windows grinds to a halt.

I went to lake Como a couple of years ago for a mate's wedding. It's absolutely stunning, you could just sit and look at it for hours (I did)

It doesn't matter what the track is, but it should start with a helicopter

You'll not like this one

My god, how promising was this record…

Sounds like you've got a spot on your balls. You know like one on your face, but on your balls. First time I checked my bollocks, I thought I found a lump. Turns out it was that bit that attaches your bollock to the rest of you. Shoulda paid more attention in biology

Which hand's your 'rhythm' in? Which hand's your 'strumming' hand? You see where this is going…

I'm cack-handed. It's easier to learn from a righty – what you're doing is a mirror image of what they are so it's easier to copy.

I had a couple of proper lessons to learn the very basics and now I just learn tabs of what i'm interested in. That probably explains why I'm not very good, mind

win /D: M

according to the third result googling "safe mode from dos"

Dating tips has plenty of milage left in it!

How long is she supposed to be away for?

Shaggmeister? With that haircut? 😉

Hora, there are many skills you lack but surely counting isn't on of them?

Great find Andrew!

Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that