So next time he sends me an email with a link to a video and text along the lines of “Here’s me hammering down a rocky trail flat out. I had to wait at the bottom for 20 minutes for the others because when you can’t actually see me riding, I’m really fast and skilful”, I can refer him to the video.
Any minute now, I will receive an email which includes a reason why he makes such a mess of that section; something like “An owl stole my glasses” or “I got caught in the draught of a passing Concorde as it went supersonic 6′ to my left, and you know I’m left-handed!”
Sounds about right! We played ‘Hora Excuse Bingo’ yesterday