“I thought we were going to get married!”

Really?!

Asshat

TANGENT!

I heard the news coming from Libya on 6 music the other morning. The track directly after was ‘Rock the Casbah’

I’d say you could do the main park in a day and then studios on a second day. Can’t think what you’d do for a week

I worked there a decade or so ago when the new off-site hotels in places like Magny-le-Hongre were being built. That’s not too long a bus ride away if it makes it significantly cheaper. You’d probably still want to get a bus from the cheaper disney hotels anyway as they’re a fair few minutes walk out from the park.

I’d echo what clubber says about food – it was about £4 a pint when I was there, god knows how much it is now!

If you want to stay in Paris it’s 40 minutes on the RER from Chatelet-les-Halles, direct to the gates of the park.

Pook to the thread

What is the video? I might be able to help

This dude is actually quite cool

though is probably still mid-twenties. FWIW I’m not-yet-30 and still rocking the skinnies. I do have skinny legs though

You’re asking this lot for fashion advice?

No beef taken duntmatter.

I walked the voie one day, from La Defense to the Louvre. I remember wondering why there’s a fair chunk of it with absolutely bugger all going on. (Avenue Charles de Gaulle, looking at a map)

It’s always about the looks with you eh?

Ha! Maybe I should be a doctor

Colonic irrigation. Stick the shower hose up your bum

EDIT: I am not a doctor

Anyone tried putting a gold fish into carbonated water? I’m curious.

What about lemonade?

Sorry, yeah it’s a blobfish

Blobfish

La Grande Arche de la Défense, Paris. This thing really is quite grande, particualarly when you’re standing under it.

The one thing my home town is famous for. Interesting because it’s not meant to be that shape

I live in a flat, which is the bottom half of an end-of-terrace house. My postie has started putting the upstairs flat’s mail through our box. He either doesn’t know there’s another flat or he’s too lazy or pushed for time to walk up another flight of steps

most skin grafts are actually made from neonatal foreskin which you can buy in bulk from america

You want to run that by me again?

Legend is very similar form factor to a Hero. Runs 2.2 but processor is a little slower than a Desire. Looks much better though with a metal body rather than plastic

For the non pant wearers – do you change your trousers every day?

Paint.Net here. Very easy to just pick up and start using

Bike Tree in Sheff had some in last time I was in there

plumber – Comforting Sounds played here not 5 minutes ago!

A text message that ended with

“50% chance of seeing Jonny Lee Miller in the buff”

For b) there’s plenty of software out there that will do a screen capture as a video

A new iPhone comes out every year. So if you do wait for the new one this year, then the following year you’ll be stuck with it while everyone who changed now is rocking the iPhone 6 😉

“I will take you old man”

Rese has gone fine – see how we get on

Resetting now…

No – should I have?

Are you allowed ‘Jap’?

Mail program was downloading every 15 minutes – I don’t need that. I think I might backup, factory reset and then build back up not just installing any nonsense that I happen to come across.

Ta!

Cheers Stoner – can you explain the last two points a little further?

I’ve only got WiFi on when I need to use it (rarely), toggled through the shortcuts widget that’s got Bluetooth, GPS, brightness etc on it. Where’s the 2G/3G switch? In settings?

It’s a Legend. It was fine on 2.1 but since it’s been updated to 2.2 it’s been flakier. Battery is rubbish these days too.

Googling about it seems a Legend might be quite tricky – I need 2 SD cards apparently.

Is there any ‘housekeeping’ that can be done before resorting to a root?

Mine is made out of either plastic or wool. It’d either melt or shrink in a dryer. If I put it all in at once it would make a right mess.

Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

Can tell someone else does the washing for you lot. None of my kit is tumble dry

I thought Will was the butcher, not the baker