You’ll need more kindling then that!

Like cracking knees, and an expanding waistline, “ooof!”ing as you move is a sign of getting old. Just don’t start gasping in suprise when a lit gas hob pops…

Thanks. But does the word pairtidh come before the name or after, an in Tory Party or Party Tory?

So what is a lethal dose of paracetamol? I know that stores are prohibited from selling more than two packets at a time, but what would it take for someone intent on killing themselves to visit serveral stores and buy packets at each one?

I think celeb magazines and tabloid newspapers should be shrink-wrapped and put on the top shelf, away from the impressionable childlike minds that they may influence.

BG branded gear? No thanks!

I’m a Leatherman Juice owner, and have been since 2001. It gets used for basic bike repair, outdoor, and DIY duties. Leatherman have a good, but not great warranty service. I know this for a fact because I have had to replace the tool thrice so far, it’s the pliers that develop so much slop as to render them useless. Multitools have their place, and their uses. But if I knew then what I know now, I’d buy some proper tools instead.

Do you own this flat or not? If you do ‘own’ it then WTF are you effectively paying a rent as wel as your mortage? My advice is to walk away…

No.

If you were happy with it, another xperia neo?

Jaws revenge.

Try brushing the soft part of the velcro with a wire brush to raise the loops?

Cameron will on the phone asking for advice on how it’s done…

I’m sure they will be used for, ahem, ‘pleasure’…

I don’t think the Queen is controlled by parliament. Rather the Queen allows parliament to sit at her pleasure and pass laws in her name.

Without Manning’s action we wouldn’t have known about many of the US’s shocking crimes (the Apache attack on a group of unarmed people comes to mind).

I find it bizarre that he was convicted of theft despite the fact he COPIED the data, rather than erasing it. So what did he ‘steal’?

Not tried that. Does the butyl burn at the touch of a flame or do you need to fill the tube with flammable tinder?

Not to mention the readers’ comments…

All human life is there and some of it is very unpleasant.

I’ve made elastic bands and puncture patches from old tubes.

If only there was a device available that would screen out the pervasive piped ‘music’ that irritates the **** out of me!

It’ll be a runaway success. Who could resist the opportunity to respond to an invitation written in a language that they may not understand to text in and volunteer to be arrested, imprisoned and deported?

I’d expect the text number to be text bombed and sent plenty of expensive to follow up false leads.

Have a look in ASDA. When last I was there they sold tablets for less than £80 IIRC.

Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if the driver of the van was found to be an illegal immigrant?

Trayvon

Tyson

Sue.

He should be named Sue.

Ah, yes… Who will end up paying for it? Need we ask? “You can opt-in to our uncensored internet service for only £9.99 per month”.

I wonder what bad news will be snuk through that sh*tscreen?

Meanwhile those using TOR and Orweb will continue as usual…

What if I prevented STW from ever being created?

So we should take advice from a nation whos’ bubble economy imploded twenty years ago, and who’s latest solution is to create another QE bubble?…

Can’t she be forced to give birth in The Omen style?

Today’s ‘news’.

Bloody spongers! Popping out kids and expecting the State to keep them…

Hurrah for TOR and the Dark Web!

Any Govt meddling with the internet is a Bad Thing. It will start with “Think of the children” and end with more and more search criteria falling into their definition of ‘unacceptable’

If you’ve not done so, visit the Guardian project and download TOR.

https://guardianproject.info/

I hope that the crowd control works. But I doubt that it will.

Bump. In case anyone missed it.

Even if he’s not retried, Zimmerman is going to be forever looking over his shoulder. He’ll probably have to drop out of sight and get a new identity.

Life is cheap there. And some lives are cheaper than others.