“So why is Cameron so determined to involve us in this war?”
Well, recently, when he’s woken up in the morning, his ‘glory’ isn’t what it used to be… it’s his age you understand; the changes that happen to all men of a certain age… in fact Sam Cam has been feeling quite let down and unsatisfied about it all. Making disabled people homeless no longer really does it for him now, he needs something more; so he’s developed a fetish about imposing himself on vulnerable people overseas now. Once he’d finished his opening speech he had to rush to the nearest loo; I bet he could barely contain that eruption of pleasure, a feeling he’s not had for many a year…