You may have seen this one before, but for those who haven’t…

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-take-away-the-right-to-vote-to-improve-election-turnout-9362762.html

Not so long ago they’d have been run out of town.

Treat it with Tea Tree oil. It worked on my cat.

I wonder if it wouldn’t be possible to create an adjustable wheel that could be wound in or out to the required size, with the tyre and tube stretching to accommodate?

No!

Hipster.
29″
27.5″ or 650b.
Clarksonisms in STW thread titles.

Well with NuLab reverting to type, promising yet another Crack Down on alcohol, smoking, and ‘unheaithy’ food in their manifesto kite flying, they are bound to try and divert attention away from themselves. They ought to be in with a chance of winning, given what the ConDems have done, but typically they’ll snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

UKIP aren’t Far Right but Far Weird.

No triangle bandage for supporting a dislocated arm?

Can you go into Settings and Force Stop the app, as well as clearing its cache?

It was a she, and no telephones were involved.

I’m due for an ultrasound scan at my local hospital. When, I don’t know. I handed the form in at the correct reception and asked for an appointment to be made. Despite my various contact details being supplied on the form I have yet to hear from them ten days after. If nothing heard by tuesday I will get on to them again.

In this interconnected world wouldn’t it be a simple thing for the doctor to book me an appointment from their desk as I was sitting by it?

Spare plastic jerrycans of water?

Two years for the offences, six years for being Max Clifford.

Now he’s been convicted, his victims will be claiming damages…

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0679179/

Depends on what dirt he has on who.

What do the war dead have to do with the right to vote? They didn’t willingly die for some notion of democracy, they were conscripted sacrifices for the greater gains of the political class that controlled them.

I’ve voted in most elections over the last thirty years. The more I see of the political process, the more I’m convinced that the only solution involves certain heads being skewered on poles.

That ought to damage Cameron beyond repair, but of course it won’t.

The EU is multinational corporatist, not socialist.

TYRES not tires! Grrrrsnarrrlgnash!….

They’re not all bad…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8089498.stm

Aluminium bottle?

You found something on the BBC worth watching?

But standing in and voting for elections implies an acceptance of the legitimacy of the status quo. As I don’t accept the legitmacy of the EU or the UK’s membership of it, I won’t participate in it.

Not forgetting that it probably breaches the Slavery and Servitude Act 2010, the Human Rights Act, and the precedent that coerced labour violates the ECHR.

It’s nothing new…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsarbeitsdienst

In addition to working full time the unfortunate jobseekers will have to continue to prove that they are actively seeking work in their ‘spare’ time.

Ride or walk the squelchy South Downs to the north, or catch an STD, or top yourself. The place is an utter dive.

Shhhhhh… Don’t say that the emperor has got nothing on!

I’m so surprised that this day hasn’t been as commercialised as all the other national days… but then, that may be a bit too outgoing for we reticent brits.

And there I was thinking that this would be a parody of the latest nanny state propaganda correlating the rise in alcohol price with a fall in A&E visits involeving violent alcohol related crime…

If we get a wet May then expect another washout summer of floods.

Christian as a practising religion? No. Christian as in the principles of the faith? Certainly not, and even more so in Cameron’s case!

How dare they sully the classic name with a bacofoil 29er!

*shudders*

It looks as if I’ll have to pick up the baton…

I can understand these…

https://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en-GB&q=dragon+tattoos+on+womens+back&gbv=2&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ei=FXROU7rpHOnH7Aby5YCIBw&ved=0CB4QsAQ

…but most tats resemble a juvenile act of self-vandalism. Yes it’s your skin and your choice, but you really ought to think first.

I consider the group massage drumming teambuilding excercises a patronising cause for constructive dismissal.

It looks as if a skip has been dropped on it. Where’s the headroom?

Hence the continuing effort by the EU to keep on at it.

What now? More western bluster, a partitioned Ukraine, and further corrosive attenpts by the EU to undermie the new pro-russian eastern state.

The Salterns Way in Chichester Harbour?

http://www.conservancy.co.uk/page/Salterns-Way-Cycle-Route/346/

Victor Value.