That wasn’t the only thing that was wrong.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalene_asylum

The saddle must have a drawstring padded cover and point up at a ridiculous angle.

And the rear tyre must be way below recommended pressure.

Give it time and the marketing cycle will be promoting the advantages of the 26″ wheel as bringing the trail to life.

Dreamcatcher?

The majority of the forumites have aged and become excruciatingly middle class.

IIRC ASDA mobile phones are unlocked anyway.

He got away lightly receiving only some strong advice.

http://rt.com/news/155584-islam-weston-candidate-churchill/

I’d be more concened that your bank can so easily manipulate your behaviour.

Baaaaaa!

If you want a dog like that to let go, you have to squeeze hard on its windpipe.

Markets always correct themselves; usually with a thump.

Time Bandits.
Brazil.
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.

This?

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ecm/web/deapassion/online/home

He won’t resign.

Mick’s legendary burger van on Portsdown Hill

Why not have a spectrum of parties with distinctive points of view?

But will a rightward mush be any better?

Of course the Scots will vote No.

To who?

Who’d want to out themselves voting for UKIP?

Drop by your local ethnic food supermarket. Their windows are usually full of posters offering calling cards or MVNO sims with low international call rates.

I thought this was going to be about Niburu…

Tasssimo and their like.

Thanks for the advice so far. Keep them coming!

I’d looked at few of the free online converters but found them to be less than ‘free’ in some case; wanting to retain the film rights of your work in exchange for their services (not that I think anyone would want to make a film of my file). Authors beware!

You can get past the nanny filter by using Orbot and Orweb.

I thought it was going to be all about this…

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/16/ukip-candidate-family-restaurant-fined-illegal-immigrants

You couldn’t make it up!

There’ll be plenty of hot air coming out of our politicians, we just need to harvest the energy.

Read the Osbourne Says No To Currency Union thread?

Tesco Taste What Difference.

No; but if it were to happen (EU/NATO member convergence being a ‘pushing’ factor) the UK would be powerless to prevent it. We joined a ‘Common Market’ of nine nations but now find ourselves in a Union of twenty-eight…

And sadly the reasoned opposition to the EU is eclipsed by UKIP.

IF your phone has a user replacable battery.

For an absoute emergency a wind up torch/phone charger?

A long stretch inside?

Just let them bee.

Do you get to vote in the EU elections now?

Of course that was just the basic qualification; you’ve got the advanced grumbling syllabus to come.

Bloody immigrants! Coming here, getting naturalised and integrated…

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-14909066

Rather than live in what is effect a shanty, wouldn’t be better to organise a transition away from the housing speculation that has led us up this ridiculous cul-de-sac?