As Ben Elton said of one of Thatcher’s reshuffles it was “Suits full of b*gger all replaced by suits full of b*gger all.”

Use it as a pub bike and leave it unlocked with the confidence that no one, but no one, would have it away.

Why do all the main parties agree with the bill? Because when all is said and done any differences between them are largely cosmetic. They are all part of the same political class.

Our Stasi aren’t too bothered about the rule of law; they just spy anyway.

I wonder what extra powers have been hidden away in the bill?

I’m not arguing that commercial TV is any better but making the point that having a guaranteed income stream from the licence fee makes the BBC unaccountable.

Think of it this way. How would you feel if you had to pay a fee to Shell in order to have a car, even if you only bought your fuel at Texaco? It’s due to ‘the unique way it is funded’ that the BBC is a law unto itself, producing brain dead programming and numbskull news without fear of being held to acoount.

You could emulate Greg LeMond. He rode a TDF stage with the squits running down his leg.

Use a proxy server located outside the EU for your searches.

The trouble is though that such an avalanche of cud-chewer pleasing dross has an effect on the independent sector as well as a more dumbing effect on society in general.

Why did you stay there and conclude the transaction?

The outriders are the Garde Republicain. On previous visits to the UK they have been unarmed.

Let that be a wake up call for you… How would you cope next time if or when the problems are permanent?…

You know how it is; we can start a fight alone in a phonebox…

No, it’s the Guildhall for aggro you dinlo!

A possible commute alternative to the M27 from the west is the A27 though I wouldn’t do it. From the East there is a cycle lane from Havant that takes you to the Eastern Road, again I’d hesitate to ride in rush hour Pompey.

Gosport? The ferry? No… Just no…

Read the local rag for a while

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local

Then get someone to kick you hard and repeatedly where it hurts until the notion of moving there leaves you for good.

Depends…The traffic around Chi is always bad, especially so at peak times. As for Friday afternoon? Fuhgeddaboddit!

You’re going to get caught in a jam whichever route you take, but as has been stated the non-A27 routes from the north are your best bet. AVOID THE A27 CHICHESTER BYPASS AT ALL COSTS!

Ask TNF if they can help?

Ignore the haters and enjoy your ‘van!

But why are they all white or beige? Why not colours that blend into the landscape?

But not witheld numbers.

At least this time the brainwashing media picked the catchy and easily remembered ISIS than the Al-Keyaydeur we had so much trouble learning to pronounce. Why the name even sounds like the archetypal enemy in a strategy shoot’em up…

You might try reporting a generic call that encourages you to make a PPI claim to the police as an incitement to commit fraud by misrepresentation. The next human call I get who knows nothing about me but purports to know that I am eligible for compensation despite ny never having taken out any such policy wull have me getting as many of the company’s details taken and reported for that very reason.

But Dannyh, what has Leveson actually achieved?

I hope mine is in there. No hazards to the posties but I had left it in a rank bin for a couple of days before I remembered to send it back.

Anyone who wears Crocs or flip-flops slides way down the social scale IMO.

There is no written yardstick against laws whixh can be measured in the American sense. The body of UK law can be judged against the HRA and ECHR but apart from that all constitutional law is based on a series of understandings; nothing more.

There is no such thing as the british constitution.

You need to grab the peg man and put him where you want to see. I think.

Army surplus?

It appears to be the case that literacy is no longer a qualification required to work for the Royal Mail.
How else can the fact I received the unwelcome turd given away by the News International empire, otherwise known as The Sun, through my letterbox be explained?
I left a note for the postman reading “NO SUN HERE PLEASE” taped to the door, only to find on my return that nasty little rag awaiting me. Fortunately I know how to handle such hazardous material, having seen the old ‘Protect and Survive’ films dealing with the disposal of contaminated objects; so read and learn.

You will need four strong plastic sacks. if those are unavailable you may improvise with supermarket carrier bags; just be aware that they may have small anti-suffocation holes that will have to be covered with sticky tape. Once you have your bags proceed as follows.
Set aside one bag for the last stage of the process. Now take the other three bags and approach the copy of The Sun. Working quickly but carefully place each hand in a bag and pick the copy up by the edge, being careful not to let any loose pages scatter. Transfer the copy into the third bag and securly knot the top. Ideally it is best to use a long pair of tongs, ready made or improvised for that stage of the process, but if unavailable limited use of your hands is acceptable.
Now transfer that bag into the fourth bag you set aside earlier, then turning the other bags inside out as you do so, and not touching the outside with your fingers, place both bags within the fourth bag, and securely knot the top. Now holding the top of the bag at arms length, carry the bag out of your home and dispose of it as far away from human habitation or water sources as possible. Burial in a deep pit is an ideal method of disposal. Once disposed of, give your hands and lower arms a good washing in soap and running water; and stay well clear of the place the Sun landed.
Remember that short term exposure to the products of News International is survivable without adverse long-term effects; you should recover from any exposure quickly; but the effects of such propaganda are cumulative.
REMEMBER: TAKE GREAT CARE TO KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR HOME AND MIND!

I’d say oversized BB shells will be next. But the bearings will still be made out of cheese and badly sealed.

M People and Simply Red ffs!

I wonder how much ISL were helped by all of that ‘non-lethal’ aid they were supplied with?

Portsmouth City Council is reportedly offering BAR £3m of taxpayers money to set up there.

The seatstay bridge is there for a reason. Leave it be.

Spend as little as possible on the bike, and replace only what is broken or worn out. Use it as a hack bike.

The broken laws of physics.
The fragile glass windows and matchwood bannisters or railings.
The musicians playing the incidental music that must be nearby but you never see.
The monsters that refuse to die; even when killed many times over.
And the lack of urination or defaecation.

Can you imagine how Hitler would have loved the surveillance capabilities that exist now?

Cpndemning religion is a diversion from the real cause; the social attitudes that made cloistering single mothers away from society an acceptable option. All these years on it appears that the judgementalism against those in most need of help is on the rise again.