Don’t discount the workplace stress caused to people subjected to unwanted listening. You can look away from an unpleasant sight but you can’t hear away from an uncouth noise.

Yes I’m serious. I know; for I was that soldier…

A complaint to the police, or possibly a civil action or injunction on the grounds of nuisance? Maybe just the threat would get them to drop you like a hot coal?

Couldn’t you afford proper shoes?

Maybe it’s worth emailing TNF and asking them nicely?

Adults who wear 3/4 length combat shorts and flip-flops.

Why, anyone would think parliament’s ‘approval’ would be taken for granted…

I’ve never been into a Greggs. Am I missing out?

Don’t even describe those limp-wristed, nanny state, ‘elf ‘n safety, weedy pastiches of Monster Munch as The Real Thing! Those of us alive in the Seventies can only look and weep at what one of our icons has become.

Now you know how Londoners felt during the Big Sports Day, 2012.

Yes. You are a middle-aged mature adult. You have to dress like one.

Lack of a front facing camera (for video calls) on the E? Though some will see the lack of a camera as a bonus, saving the need to tape it over.

He’ll be fitted up for something else or flown directly to Gitmo, do not collect $200…

Of course having ‘bombed IS into submission’ there’s no reason why the US won’t continue and bomb Assad until their plan for the region is forfilled.

As for Miliband; I wonder if elements in his party aren’t considering a short, sharp coup shortly after the conference is over?

I had to…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvt7uYFPALk

I wonder what tangible evidence was introduced in this case. Surely it boiled down to her word against his? I’m surprised, and concerned that could be a basis for conviction. I’d certainly expect an appeal.

Wack-Wack oops!

The Middle East Peace Envoy says ‘more bombing’.

You couldn’t make it up.

Dan Brown
Matthew Reilly
Jilly Cooper
Jeffrey Archer…

There are no doubt many more.

The news stations, and esoecially the BBC, like to go into overload on a big story. Remember the death of Nelson Mandela?

You can port your number to any network. Just call your existing provider and ask for a PAC (Port Access Code)

You could always put a Three 3.2.1 PAYG SIM in.

Apparently there were international observers at the count…

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/19/russia-calls-foul-scottish-referendum

Now who are the albaphobes going to vent their spleen against?

Yes and no. But it won’t happen. All this is mere hot air to placate the restless regions, the govt will just allow time to pass and do nothing; or maybe as a token grant some responsibilities with neither thr funding nor control of the services to support them.

The reason why the Westminster elite were bricking themselves was the prospect of losing Scotland’s oil reserves as collateral for the UK treasury borrowing. Up until that point they were perfectly content for the Scots to rubber stamp the status quo.

Let’s see how ‘max’ the devo is. It will most likely be the responsibility without the funding or control.

Go back and nibble some more grass. Baaaaaa…

45% were. Now the fact that that part of the ‘united’ kingdom – as well as many other parts of this sceptred isle – is evenly divided is plain to see.

It’s not over…

Whoever has supervisory access to the system has the power to change the result.

Arise Sir Alistair and Sir Gordon…

And time will pass… and maybe some of them will realise that in the end they’ve got ****-all…

Who remembers John Major’s Citizens’ Charter?

The voice over is questionable but the images need to be explained…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbJif7vISQg

We can but hope Westminster suffers a smugness overload. The buggers are going to be even more insufferable for the next few days.

Oh the champers will be gushing like a highland torrent today, “Great work chaps! The McOiks swallowed it again! And we made a mint from that little market wobble we set up…As soon as the fuss has died down we’ll really show them who’s in charge… HOORAY!”

Their gear is so bad it makes Sports Direct Karrimor look expedition rated.

Taking this thread as dry run for the real thing…

TAXI FOR CAMERON!

The PR referendum was a dead duck from the moment it was born. This one isn’t.

The issue will fester on regardless of the result,

There won’t be an in/out EU referendum.

No it means you’ll have to ride in England, work out your own routes, and – gasp! Horror! – ride your bike UP a hill…