sorry but this post title just says "bring it on" really

by and large this forum is fun and enlightening (in many ways)

dont take it to heart, 😆 its all just banter…

there to much swinging related stuff going on around here of late…

(goes to put gloves on to cover his swallows whilst trimming down the pampas grass in the front garden..)

sorry but i cant stand danny baker :twisted:.just my 10 cents.

well all i can say tomzo is all the "types" of guy ive seen with swallow tattoo's were nothing like boy george and if i had asked " so are you gay then?"… i dont think it would have been a kiss on the cheek id have been reciveing… 😯

yeah im worried it may take me forever, but actually may not be that interesting etc…

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

a doyoulickalotapus!…. 😯

oreo's- why do americans rave about them-gross
the plain digestive must be top of the cr@p list.just so dull and to big to dunk in astandard mug-gross again
tesco basic,cheap and nasty cookies.there full of choclate dust not chips 😥
caramel digestives come second.just ruin the choccy bit with basically glue!
any chocolate buiscuit should be cool.approx 4 celsius max.

biccies that rock..
rocky's
jaffas
choccy hob nobs (s'pese with a cuppa)
kitkat(4 finger)
tunnocks caramel (strangly a caramel that "works" in my book :wink:)

years ago i was nagged into trying a "herbal" remedy for my hayfever.it was a snuff made mainly from chilli powder, garlic powder etc.
all i can say is the words "quite strong irritant" dont even come close 😯

oh and it didnt help…

almost any product with the label "pro" or "expert" in the name
almost always means its not aimed at a "pro" etc
oh and also "turbo". "the gillette mach 3 turbo" yeah cos just mach 3
woudnt sell but stick "turbo" in there and its completely different! 😐

eaten a whole banana and enjoyed it.(too mushy!)

had a one night stand ( emphasis on ONE night :wink:)

ive got a full sus pro and i love it.nothing else gives you so much for your money…

– 100 for using the word gnar?? 😀

i dont know about different breeds but i read that most rabbits kept are really not happy as they would normally roam "quote" like a cat and cover the same distance i.e the length of your street. there for a hutch and less so a flat with no garden is cruel in my eyes.
just get a hamster and be done with it!

where do you leave your bike when having lunch.is it a secure place?

cheers guys.what routes would most people do if there for a day?,can you do two easily or best to take one of the larger.im not keen on doing the really long ones as i may be there on my own and dont wanna have a problem a real long way out or get knackered in the middle of nowhere..

got another
when my kids say..
"i called her but she didnt pick up?"

pick up what?! the phone, she didnt pick up the phone!
finish the sentence! 😯
(goes to lie down in a darkened room)

I have more issues with 'listen up' than 'guys'. Should he have said 'ladies and gentlemen can I have your attention please?'totally agree!!

People who don't know the difference between 'there' and 'they're'
Hay! , never said i could spell! i am rather good at moaning tho!! 😉

goths in high summer,still sporting the ankle length leather jacket,and poss black hat and trying to act like there not hot.
just ditch the jacket and get some "black" shorts!

1)anything out of chris moyles mouth.period. 😈

2)managment lingo.mainly used by ****ts who are actually wannabe managment.
a guy i used to work,everything he said was a cliche,

about someone who may be interested in a job offer…
"so, have a word with him and see if he want to come and join the party"
(it was no party working there!)

when he joined..
" glad to have you onboard"
(we wernt on a ruddy ship!)

when we had a problem to all try and work out..
"lets get together and all throw our hats in the ring"
(theres no ring and we dont wear hats??)

oh and when people talk to a group of men and women…

"hey guys listen up"
(there men and women??)

horizons unlimited is pretty good and a huge resoure site.

mg=rover=pants

say no more.
(some parts are getting hard to get hold of too)

hmmm,i dont really see the point myself unless it gets me brownie points which i know it wont as the missus just aint that bothered…

but ill try anything for a laugh (!)
thing is doesnt it prick you (sorry) till it grow a bit.like having holly in ya pants?

but when riding the certrifugal force will hold it to the side of the rim and when i stop it will puddle at the bottom….no?

no body else had this then? 😯

"hooded shell suit, white socks with right trouser leg tucked into sock, nike trainers a cap and some bolt cutters oh and maybe a zorro style mask for extra effect."

dont wear those because as you walk there you'ed probably get arrested by the police….

oh, then again come to think of it, probably not 😉

oh ok.alls well that ends well

SWMBO?

ok so the bit you land on if its not landing on flat ground.

surely all ramps that you jump off must have a transition (from flat to skyward) otherwise there would be no jump at all??

by man made i meant trued by a person rather than machine?

"make prison a punishment not a holiday camp. Prisoners should help the community they damaged, hurt robbed from set fire to whatever they did, in pink high viz vests saying what they did so honest people can taunt them. Who gives a stuff about their human rights."

fantastic! best one yet! 😉

sir i salute you!!

"Make it so"

"I see a Banksey peice of art on my way home from paddington train station."
so what's it look like then?

"It should be illegal for women over 35yo to wear skirts above the knee"

more the oppasite i think and any bird below thirty must only where skirts of mid thigh length or shorter ( BMI must be also a factor in this thought!)

as a second, no womens tight slinky revealing fashion to be commercially avaialbe in anything over size 12, 14 at a push!
me and my mate reguarly discuss this when in town on a sat night!

this thread is loosing its humour i feel! 😯

"stop crying or ill give you something to cry about" wasnt a great/logical one from my mum

my granny used the word bugger in relashion to loads of innocent stuff ie funny bugger, you silly bugger, cheeky bugger, oh bugger ive missed the busetc etc. i grew up thinking it was atotally innocent word to use all the time…till i found out i also refered to another thing…

my mates dad would say "queer bird the fish". very random one that but it can really be applied to any situation when lost for words.. 😆

but do you still want to ride your bike….?
if not then youre really in a bad way…
think cycling spose to be good for constipation…
try it and let us know.

if its phoneing in to your local radio quiz show, i think your really overestimating things…..

thieves are like magpies, they are attracted to shiny stuff
so get a cheap hack, matt black aerosol it,peel off stickers and badges,(i dont really go with the electrical tape way as to me it say "theres a nice brand name hidden under here!")paint over your derailer branding etc.fit mudguards and dont really wash it etc

still ended up having my hack nicked when my son didnt lock it and that was amazing as the bike genuinely had no redeaming features whatsoever and was barely ridable, i half expected to find it 50 yrds down the road.

yep.nice atmosphere. didnt realize you buy it on entering tho!

part of me love the fact that none of the pictures of burds have been taken down whilst someone came and filmed the factory…imagine a film around the speciaized or trek factory…ahhh good old blighty.

…now im sad because i do have a woman…

believe i will speak the thoughts of the masses…

if you get it, please weight the frame bare and let us all know what it tips the scales at? i have a bourdman pro and i would love to know how light/not light the frame is.i dont belive they quote frame weights on the website….