+1 for The Fort.

Couple of inches shorter than this one.

Coyote, lets say he goes to Inter Milan, they could drop out of the Champions League into the Europa Cup, be drawn against Liverpool and hump them off the park then.

We're talking a couple of inches below the gluteal fold here.

Official now. Mutual consent apparently. Club is well f**ked now.

TINAS – sounds like a crappy static bike or thats flywheels rpm not pedal rpm.

Inners and GT.

Trail_rat – were you the guy wearing the sandals on the rollers?

He would be daft to take £3M when he's entitled to £16M. He has done well with what he's had available.

Nak Cheese.

3 months is not a very long ban.

Shakes head at the futility of it all. You need to do less of some stuff and more of the other.

Some of the behaviour on there was just childish. Think more towards the Easterhouse end of the spectrum…

How about riding up a down escalator?

I think I might just do that. Need to save a few pennies first though.

looks like a seaman has died in that there picture.

Yell is crap complete and utter waste of money.

None. Seems like your name is a bit of a misnomer too.

In that case, buy a saddle that has a smaller height to it.

Explain why you would need to do this – explain it like i'm a 2yr old.

Only colour that looks good on a bike is earthy colour.

GrahamS – crucial word is safely. Its not really safe until it has stopped moving.

Stick some rollers on the aircraft carrier. Can it land then?

If the conveyor belt was just like in the other puzzle…

Purist – the plane is effectively geostationary though.

Aye, maybe, but how?

Surly. Done lots of miles on mine and it still looks as good as new.

Now then – could a plane LAND safely on a conveyor belt?

Also why is c*n* deemed more offensive than ****?

If swearing is all that you have to worry about then you should be a happy man.

Mintman – what about when they are outside of the earth's atmosphere – how do they accelerate then?

Cycling has a huge element of skill in it as does football and it's a team game a lot like cycling. Compare it to athletics if you want – nobody is saying that is not a good comparison…

Uplink – why not?

Takes balls to ban the no1 ranked rider in the world. Could you imagine FIFA banning Lionel Messi, Kaka or Ronaldo?

The every action having an equal and opposite reaction one… If people the people on here that say the plane wont take off are correct how are vertical take off and space travel possible?

Another one here for the no chamois cream approach. In just dont see the logic in applying something that will encourage your clothing to slide when you're trying to stop chaffage.

Brooks B-17.

Right people – stop being thick. Newton's 3rd Law explains it all.

And even then it's a two man job.

Should be around that weekend. There are lots of opportunities to cut the route short or even add bits in if need be. Bump this thread closer the time and i'll see it and get in touch.

Druidh – the 300k this weekend is the best biking route i have ever done anywhere. Come join me on it, I am not intending to go anywhere fast. Lack of miles this year ensures that.