ernie_lynch – constructive point that you make there. Well done, your mother must be proud.

Germans killed my grandfather during WW2 – I have let it lie as there is nothing constructive to be gained by not doing so.

If you cant take the piss what can you do?

Forget about that bit did you….

jahwomble – Jews are not entirely without blood on their hands either. You would do well to remember that.

I have a theory on this – you need some short sharp climbs that give you some quality long descents where you can make up more than the time you lost on the climb. Maybe try that.

Apology accepted.

BM – what do i not get? It was a joke. Do you find every joke funny? No dont think so. Move on.

I know what the germans did to the jews. Now tell me hoe my joke was racist, anti-semitic or offensive.

BM – How about you tell me how it was anti-semetic, racist or offensive?

How, or why is it below the belt? It was an extremely efficient and clinical performance. IT IS A JOKE AND SHOULD BE TAKEN AS SUCH. I have jewish friends who find it funny – infact it was one of them who gave me that line.

Tell you what – report away.

"last time germany were that efficient, 6 million jews went missing"

Mitch – no I wouldn't find it offensive. The ability to laugh along with people is something that is incredibly important but alas incredibly rare.

I suggest that you edit that before I report you. It is after all against the rules.

Don Simon – I am not a dude. You want to know a way to avoid reporting people – dont press the button that says report people. May I suggest that you get over yourself.

I have not touched a drop of alcohol today and dont intend to either.

I have edited it. It was funny and not all that distasteful.

Just because you cant pump it doesnt mean that it aint pumpable.

Dont want a ban due to people being a little bit uptight so removed a very funny joke – blame don simon.

David James (SST – that's what the england goalkeeper is called) has been England's best player by a long long way.

Anyone remember the lines about Fabio Capello before the first game? I seem to remember "If Fabio can't do it nobody can". Pundits/commentators/FA/fans need to remember that.

Ref is funnily enough giving england every decision in this half.

Apart from not disallowing that goal that is.

Tell you what – this has been a cracking game so far.

Glad I'm not English today – bit like every day.

Talk about route 1.

Typical German efficiency.

Prediction – Gerrard Red Card – 1-0 Germany AET.

Where did diver boy get the yank accent from?

You also have to admit that WW2 has nowt to do with football. My grandad is in a war cemetery somewhere having been shot down during that war. WW2 wasn't England V Germany…

I dare say they do show themselves beating England, but why keep gibbering on about WW2?

Everything is pumpable.

Forget about pedalling – learn to pump. It is a long time since I had pedal strike.

Nicely flat spotted those tyres on the restart.

How the hell did he walk out of that one?

Ouch.

I want to be in that cameraman's position.

If it was me I would have the operation without any hesistation.

Will be leaving the bike at Glasgow Caley Uni. RRP on the bike is £500.

Wife always was a morning person.

I think you're a try-hard.

How about Rob Warner and Cedric Gracia.

http://www.livesportontv.com/football/ this site is going to have a lot of pissed off people….

Thank you.

TJ – this is not the same as a biking injury though is it?

Richcc – fair point that you make there.

You are wrong with your title. This is way beyond numpty level – way beyond. You should be asked to pay whatever you cost the NHS for such stupidity.